Today, I cleared out the messages in my voicemail. Of the 50+ messages, most were from my mother wanting to know when I'd be home. I'm 27. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML
Today, I was able to check my voicemail and email for the first time in two weeks. The only message I got was from my landlord telling me that the house I'm renting is in foreclosure, and I needed to have all my stuff out in ten days. He left the message nine days ago. FML
Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, a telemarketer called and asked if they could speak to my "Mommy or Daddy." I'm 25 years old. FML
Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML
Today, my mother-in-law took a phone message on the back of my marriage license. FML
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CryMoreFMLs 15
Maybe get out a bit more? Meet some people at the local starbucks? The world is yours friend, you're 27!
DocBastard 40
Caller ID: Allowing people to ignore Mom's calls since 1987.
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Comments (120)
kg163401 0
Hahaha! Only 3 years to go, then it's the basement and star wars action figures for you!
CiaranPM 0
Murder her. It's the only way.
th4m4ster 6
your mom loves u , be grateful
Snookie85 19
A bit overprotective eh?
9895002 0
Buy a new phone if you don't live with her.
immortal628 20
I once stayed somewhere overnight and my phone died. The next day my girlfriend got a call from one of our friends. Apparently, my mom had been contacting people online and calling them trying to find me.
pinkspaceboundro 0
My mom has done the same! Lol
immortal628 20
Thats pretty bad considering that we are both 26 years old haha
ThanksKarma 0
My mom stole my phone and put all my friends numbers in there. After I realized she was calling them when I went out for drinks and I didn't answer, I had to steal her phone and delete them. Silly moms.
mpclaw 3
You need to get a new number and not give it to this control freak bitch. Or move across the country
audiophileMom 11
YDI for being 27 and still living with mom. Her house, her rules. And let the poor woman know when you'll be home without her having to ask!
bubo_fml 11
Be proactive. Inform your Mum before hand that you'll be out all night attending various nefarious parties, having sex w/ multiple, anonymous partners of either sex, ingesting various pharmacuticals, breaking numerous misdemeanor laws & will probably spend the rest of the early AM hours in the pokey...That's what I tell my Mum, so she doesn't even ask me what I'm up to anymore...
pinkspaceboundro 0
Ok- I have to say- I'm 27 an my mother is the same way! No I don't live at home- but she will call just to see if I'm home? What I am doing and doing it with? I think as moms get older- they tend to get lonely and need something to control. Lol- thank god ny brother had kids and now she is busy!