Today, I cleared out the messages in my voicemail. Of the 50+ messages, most were from my mother wanting to know when I'd be home. I'm 27. FML
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Today, my mother panicked and was about to report me missing when I didn't answer her calls while I was at a movie. I'm 31, and have lived on my own for over 10 years. FML
Today, I listened to a voicemail from my mom about how she misses me and can't wait to see me when I get back from vacation. Thinking she hung up, my mother then had a conversation with my aunt about how quiet the house is without me and how she'd be blessed if I didn't come home. FML
Today, I finally taught my mom how to text message people. Now I get a message from her every 30 seconds saying "Hi". FML
Today, I went on a date, and halfway through I started getting nonstop calls from “Mom” on my phone. Annoyed, I silenced them. Later, I checked my voicemail. It was actually my mom calling from the ER because she had slipped and broken her ankle. FML
Today, I was able to check my voicemail and email for the first time in two weeks. The only message I got was from my landlord telling me that the house I'm renting is in foreclosure, and I needed to have all my stuff out in ten days. He left the message nine days ago. FML
Today, my mom learned how to use the text messaging on her smartphone. I've received 37 already, and she calls after every single one to make sure I understood her. FML
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, a telemarketer called and asked if they could speak to my "Mommy or Daddy." I'm 25 years old. FML
Today, my parents left for work before I had to leave for school and I decided to skip. I stayed by the phone, expecting the school to call so I could pose as my parent and excuse my absence. The phone rings and I pick up. It's my Mom, calling to leave my dad a message on the machine. FML
Today, my mother-in-law took a phone message on the back of my marriage license. FML
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Top comments
CryMoreFMLs 15
Maybe get out a bit more? Meet some people at the local starbucks? The world is yours friend, you're 27!
DocBastard 40
Caller ID: Allowing people to ignore Mom's calls since 1987.
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Comments (120)
oA_Fiasco 8
now thats sad!
MizzErikaHart 8
So you still live with your mom, or your mothers crazy??
Joshoa123 16
Before 11, of course!
DocBastard 40
Caller ID: Allowing people to ignore Mom's calls since 1987.
ikickgingers 15
Docbastard; can slam revolving doors
perdix 31
CallerID can stop Mom from bugging you, but not from leaving a million pathetic messages on your voice mailbox. You'll need a little robot to pick up the receiver and hang it up immediately to solve that problem.
holeyman 8
Beautiful name 25
kablooey_01 3
Maybe she was throwing you a suprise party.. you just missed out.
mistersheezy 7
Don't you think it's about time you call her back?
s1d1ouz 2
That's the consequence for not having to pay utility bills when living at momma's house
sweetsammierae 0
Why the hell are you still at home -_-
scottgeo 0
Both you and your mother need to get a life. Your 27...time to show some responsibility and move out on your own.
FarSide 23
Does your mom have a fear of germs by any chance??
starwind3438 9
You fail at FML merging.
AnnaMarieGoodson 3
What the hell does that have to do with anything?