Miscellaneous: Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my...

By DaveAlmighty - 02/07/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington

Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML

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Cops can't catch criminals

By frustrated - 17/05/2014 10:11 - United States - Forest Park

Today, I called the cops on a couple who was fighting outside my window at 4 a.m. They hid in the bushes when the cops came, came back out when they left, and started fighting again. FML

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Confess!

By hitandrun - 10/08/2009 18:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML

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By Meg - 13/06/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML

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By DrugDeal - 09/06/2011 01:24 - Canada

Today, I was under a building overhang to avoid getting drenched by the rain while waiting for the bus. Apparently that corner is notorious for drug dealing, I found this out when a man angrily demanded his drugs and chased me half a block. FML

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By GEE, THANKS DAD - 28/09/2012 22:21 - United States

Today, my dad forced me to take part in a pathetic act of revenge against our neighbors, who keep parking their 4x4 in front of our house. He made me stand watch while he kept trying to slash their tires. An hour later, we were waiting for my mom to bail us out of jail. FML

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I'm a weirdo, I'm a creep

By Anonymous - 08/10/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, I was sitting behind some bushes in the dark enjoying the view, when some cops came and confiscated my night-vision goggles, then warned me for acting like a "creepy perv." FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2015 20:49 - Germany - Stuttgart

Today, after taking my crush to the train station late at night, I sat in a local park alone with my thoughts for a while. Two cops appeared out of nowhere and started searching me for drugs and weapons, asking me questions for a good 30 minutes. Not the kind of action I expected tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/02/2015 20:24

Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML

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By Ava_Darkflame - 01/01/2017 15:54 - United States - Philadelphia

Today, I had to call the police to get my crazy stalker of a neighbor out of my house. When the police arrived, I found out that she was friends with the officer. FML

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tgm0112 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:03

You had no way of knowing if they were doing their job right. FYL

kath91 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 16:05

You weren't to know, if they were sitting in front of your house they deserved it.

Comments

easylazy 0

Thursday 2 July 2009 23:46

HAHAHA this is a hilaaaarious FML!!! But your life isn't ******...

thetr00per 0

Friday 3 July 2009 0:13

if they were cops, wouldn't they arrested you

The_Great_Zucchi 15

Friday 3 July 2009 0:19

I can't believe there are people here defending this moron. This guy was about to use possibly lethal force against people just for sitting in a car? And calling them perverts is supposed to make that right? I'm glad I don't live around where all of you paranoid vigilantes live...

Finnboghi 0

Friday 3 July 2009 0:35

#100, you are my hero. It seems that if you call someone a pervert, you can do whatever you want to them, and everyone will support you. This is why when someone accuses another of sexual abuse or anything like that, a counter-suit should be automatic if the case was a complete falsehood.

CeeCee_fml 16

Friday 3 July 2009 0:53

So you think it is normal for people to sit outside someone's house in a car with binoculars pointed at them? They obviously weren't just "sitting in a car".

milgalo 0

Friday 3 July 2009 1:10

There's a difference between just sitting in your car, and someone sitting there the entire day, watching their house with binoculars. If I saw someone watching someone's house with binoculars, or sitting there for a long time doing nothing, I'd think they were pervs too! Any normal person in the car would just explain themselves, and no one would just sit in their car WATCHING someone's house without being a perv or a cop. Considering they were undercover, he thought the were pervs. FYLIA, [**** yer life is awesome~!] I think you're a hero for helping out a neighbor, I sure as hell wouldn't want perverts near my house! Sucks about yer neighbors, though.