ThisBlows
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
apparentfatty
Canada
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Scott
United States
Today, I caught my pregnant wife trying to suck milk from her breasts. FML
SouthPaw
Baton Rouge, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I confronted my wife because I thought the many hours a day she spends at a local coffee shop were so she could smoke. Turns out she's cheating on me. FML
Blackfell
United States
Today, I found out why I can't sleep at night. My wife switched my sleep aid pills with energy pills. FML
Skylan
France 🌶️ Spicy
Sneaky hand shandy
Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch porn on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear, but It wasn't until she came out of the bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML
Sarahir
🌶️ Spicy
Classic Dave
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Anonymous
American Canyon, United States
Today, my wife packed my lunch. Inside of my lunchbox was a photo of her eating my sandwiches. FML
Wifewithquestions
Clarksville, United States
Mysterious
Today, I found male enhancers hidden in the back of the car, which I'm assuming are my husband's, but we haven't been having sex. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
aaah.
Caronport, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to take Viagra. FML
Top comments
RebekahBrooke 9
oh my god :c that's so depressing.
RensM 22
Is that what is called a stiff cup-a-joe
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Comments (329)
jessicaaababy 8
Sweetie, your wife should be happy with the way you are, no enhancements, nothing. Size doesn't matter, it's how you use it. :)
5t3ff1k4h 47
Size does matter, but not as much as people think it does. If he's so small you can't even feel him when he enters you, you're probably not going to feel anything no matter how he uses it.
hzmtfc 0
Slip her something and put it in her ass
The__Redneck 7
Dude, one word: ***********. Learn it.
Ibeatmyself 3
Shows that she cares
natirixoxo 0
Just even the score and add breast enlaegment or diet pills in her food from now on.
JHS9109 6
Ahh, don't worry.. It's just a SMALL problem. No BIG deal. :) See what I did there?
madisonbrooke98 0
Better yours than hers?
fillmorejacob 0
VIAGRA
Miniz_fml 0
Owned!
LISS19 2
She's only trying to help...