Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
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Today, I got the silent treatment from my boyfriend because my high waisted sweatpants accidentally slipped a little when I bent down, just as my creepy neighbor happened to walk by and my thong was exposed a little. The only thing he said to me all day was right before bed when he said, “Throw out that fucking underwear.” FML
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instnt1nfction 17
he's her boyfriend dumbass
whoisthisgirl 4
? I know plenty of guys that straighten their hair. and what kind of relationship are you in that you can't say "I seen you using my hair straightener!" using your underwear is weird but still.
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Comments (258)
Mikesean11 0
Hahaha that is awesome
totti180 6
you should ask him if he secretly want to be a woman or girl.
chottu 16
But would he actually fit into her panties properly? o_O I actually know plenty of guys who use hair straighteners, so that part just doesn't seem odd to me.
scottac898 0
my sisters forced me to either be a woman or a girl i chose gurl cuz i did want to be in my moms clothes maybe someone is forcing him like me
jessb051993 0
hahahaha Awww he wants to know what it takes to be as pretty as you! lmao.
Jujunut 4
Yeah, I don't understand this either...
savs11 13
nothing in my opinion. it's the panties thing that's bothering me. haha.
Autoshot 9
This dude has problems. Period.
rattusrattus 19
As a dude, he wouldn't have a period.
joooeee 3
I think this "dude" might have a period.
joooeee 3
damn, you beat me to my joke by like 2 seconds.
chottu 16
That's...odd. Not the straightner, but the wearing of your panties.
toelie 26
Talk to him about it. Could be a one-time thing (curiosity), could be his habit. Could be for comfort, could be for pleasure, could be to feel closer to you. Ask him and decide whether it is a deal-breaker for you or not.
iheartrainxx 0
awk.
totti180 6
probably for pleasure
spatz447 3
What's wrong with a guy using a hair straightener?
zandra335 0
I know everyone's dumb
BWill9014 4
Loool yeah... I would get a new dude
tronlegacy 3
awkwaaaaaaaaard! i wonder what the guy's reaction when u caught him in the act!