Today, I came home to find that my roommate had done the laundry. At first, I was very appreciative. However, I wasn't so thankful when I found out she brought home the wrong basket from the laundromat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I came home and saw my roommate had taken out the garbage for the first time in the three years we have lived in the same house. Unfortunately, the bag of laundry I had by the door was taken out with it as well. FML
Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I did laundry for the first time in weeks. Feeling productive, I dumped everything in, including what I thought was my pile of towels. Turns out, I washed (and shrunk) my roommate’s $200 wool sweater. She found out when I proudly showed her how “clean” everything looked. FML
Today, I went to do my laundry. Having no laundry bag, I put clothes in a suitcase and headed to the basement. When my roommate saw me, she burst into tears with happiness. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, after putting a bag of dirty laundry in the laundry room to wait for an open washer, I came back to find a "free stuff" sign on all of my expensive jeans, new towels, and favorite sweatshirts. The bag was over half empty. FML
Today, I finally got around to doing laundry. The washing machines in my condominium building take about an hour to do a load. When I returned to throw my clothes in a dryer, I realized they were never washed in the first place. I used my card and detergent to pay for another person's laundry. FML
Today, at the laundromat. I loaded a huge load into the top dryer, put all the quarters in, and started the bottom one. I realized my mistake when I came to check on it. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
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youngwife 2
Wow she is a smart one, isn't she?
DonkeyDelight 0
Meh, free clothes?
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Comments (52)
Fedor_is_KING 0
YDI for wearing clothes
MndM 0
ok that was just a stupid comment
reyemrein 0
^ this. Throw on your birthday suit!
reyemrein 0
18 wasn't there when I started posting
Fedor_is_KING 0
Why you so mean for #18? LOL
samantha_durano 6
#11: yes.
Hanban 0
Let's hope that the clothes she brought home were more expensive than what you really own. :p
YOUbeTROLLIN 0
hahaha your roomate FAILS
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Crap! And your good jeans had a bag of weed in them :[
ScaryyMary 14
Either way, the weed got wasted if it went through the washing machine. Really Mermaid, can't you do any better than that?
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Yes, I realize the weed would have been wasted. No, I can't do any better than that. I'm in a bad mood, and when I'm in a bad mood, I'm not funny.
Freeze_fml 17
I'll be surprised if she even knows what weed is.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Weed= marijuana. Marijuana= A plant/drug. Freeze= A person who needs to STFU :]
gagtjs 0
thats gotta suck......lets hope the cloths were cheap
Osakhomen 0
Oh well, I guess your roommate's going to have to buy you some new clothes.
YOUbeTROLLIN 0
weed = happy plant
angrynegro7 16
Ooops! That's ok, you probably look good in your birthday suit anyway! :P
Nosecandy 0
I don't understand how this is an FML. Why can't they just go back and get them? I doubt people would want another random stranger's clothes. Unless they're 'tenderly watching' aka stalking you.
MangeMoi_fml 0
Yes! Brand new Chanel and Dolce and Gabbana!...****!..they dont fit. =(