Kids: Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter...

By Synonymous_Rex - 05/01/2015 21:26 - United States - Thousand Oaks

Today, I went to gather the laundry out of the dryer. My daughter had seen my wife put bleach in the washer, so she decided that honey in the dryer would make the clothes smell sweet. She wasn't wrong, but now I have a giant ball of sticky socks and underwear. FML

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By smellsgood - 13/03/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, after finishing the laundry, I took clothes out of the dryer and took a big whiff of their delicious clean scent. That was when I noticed that my mom was watching me, and I had just smelled my dad's still-stained underwear that was on top. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2019 19:00 - Australia

Today, I was doing the laundry and changing the bed sheets. I found most of my underwear under my step daughters bed, when I asked her, she said that she liked the way they smelled. FML

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By potpurri_needed - 10/06/2009 17:37 - United States

Today, I was doing the laundry but couldn't tell if one basket contained dirty clothes or clean clothes. I put my head down into the basket and took a whiff to check, and smelled something strong. I looked down and noticed I had shoved my nose into my mother's dirty panties and inhaled deeply. FML

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By Never Again - 09/08/2016 18:17 - United States - Riverhead

Today, I went to collect my clothes out of the dryer. Thinking it would be fun for my small dog, I brought her with me. I put her down and let her sniff around while I put my clean clothes in a basket. I turned around from putting more clothes in the dyer to catch her peeing in my clean clothes. FML

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By socreepedouticanteven - 27/10/2014 00:05 - United States - Procious

Today, there was a laundry basket of my clothes sitting in my room. My dad asked me if they were clean or not. When I said I didn't know, he picked up a piece of my clothing, sniffed it, and said it smelled fine. That piece of clothing just so happened to be my underwear. FML

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By grossed out mom - 08/07/2015 13:29 - Canada - Scarborough

Today, when I visited my daughter's apartment that she moved into about 3 months ago, I found out that she buys new underwear every time she runs out instead of washing her dirty ones. Her dirty ones have their own special hamper. FML

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By nocatlover - 21/01/2010 21:40 - United States

Today, I woke up to the news that my son had put the cat in the dryer the night before. He didn't turn it on, and the cat is just fine, but now I need a new dryer so my clothes won't smell like cat urine. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 12:00 - United States - St. Petersburg

Today, I was doing laundry and realized that my father had left dirty underwear soaking in a bucket outside for the last two weeks. I informed him that they needed to be thrown out, and they smelled like sewage. It's been over 95 degrees outside lately here. He then yelled and sweared at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2020 05:08 - United States - San Mateo

Today, I did laundry with one of my new white sweaters and other light-colored clothes. After it all went through the dryer, I found out there are now dark shades on it and it looks like a years-old old sweater, and can't be cleaned. I didn't even get a chance to put it on once. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2015 20:57 - United States - Vancouver

Today, I caught my teenage daughter doing her laundry for the first time ever. She had piles of black and white, but then she threw them together in the washing machine. I told her blacks and whites were supposed to be separate, but she just said, "End the segregation, mom." FML

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Tuesday 6 January 2015 8:53

You sure its from the honey? Don't lie...

MrConcise 34

Tuesday 6 January 2015 8:53

So your laundry is the same as from when you were a teenager?

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thecouchisalive 20

Tuesday 6 January 2015 8:52

Watch out for bees!

AnOriginalName 19

Tuesday 6 January 2015 9:10

Not the bees! No, no, not the bees! Anything but the bees!

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 6 January 2015 9:12

What about watching out for boo-bees?

logan00_fml 15

Tuesday 6 January 2015 8:53

You sure its from the honey? Don't lie...

MrConcise 34

Tuesday 6 January 2015 8:53

So your laundry is the same as from when you were a teenager?

laurencarroll 11

Tuesday 6 January 2015 8:54

If only there was an amazing contraption in our homes that washed clothing...

PePziNL 20

Wednesday 7 January 2015 2:03

You ever tried washing honey out of clothing? Nah me neither, but I guess it isnt as easy as it sounds.

Dt33345 13

Tuesday 6 January 2015 8:54

Maybe you should teach your daughter about how it works so she won't do that again. I hope you fix the sock ball as well

logan00_fml 15

Tuesday 6 January 2015 8:55

I have a bunch of sticky underwear and socks. Not from honey though...

HelloooooNurse 20

Tuesday 6 January 2015 8:55

That's so adorable!

logan00_fml 15

Tuesday 6 January 2015 8:58

How?

HelloooooNurse 20

Tuesday 6 January 2015 9:03

It's adorable when small children try to mimic their parents and try to help out. She thought she was doing some good with the honey.

Passerbyer 10

Tuesday 6 January 2015 8:56

This comment definitely belongs on here, but I believe it is these moments you'll treasure and love the most. :-)

giantsfan2010 23

Tuesday 6 January 2015 9:01

Well I guess you gotta put them back in the washer!

yan118 9

Tuesday 6 January 2015 9:02

Sounds like your daughter needs more supervision.

chlorinegreen 27

Tuesday 6 January 2015 9:12

Kids will be kids and kids are fast mischievous little things. You blink and they've stuck a bead up their nose!

RobinGoodfellow 47

Wednesday 7 January 2015 5:37

I got a blueberry stuck up my nose once as a little kid. You can't supervise children enough. They DO THINGS.

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