Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
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Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
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Top comments
MandyO 15
Of course stealing someone else's girlfriend is wrong, but also stealing someone's underwear? That's nasty.
dying_to_know 25
I wouldn't try get either of them back.
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Comments (56)
SpyroMello 29
Ah yes, #14 I have never been faithful to my boyfriend and I treat him lower than the dirt under my shoe. He's just an ATM for me and I spread my legs for everyone else. *sarcasm* Seriously though, not all girls are skanks, you just happen to pick all the wrong ones or tricked by them. That or you're a gay guy who just really is repulsed by women.
Etweens96 25
Ok 1. With the underwear situation: gross. 2. Dump that ****'s butt and make the lover buy you new underwear
puppies4life 10
Actually I think that your girlfriend is what's on top of it all
shannon_zussman 16
So the underwear is most important now?
DoomedGemini 38
"On top of it all" kinda like "if that wasn't bad enough". So no, the underwear isn't most important but I think it's safe to say it's like rubbing salt in the wound.
BodyElectric 18
Sorry, OP. I hope your misery is....brief.
Dvillish_fml 7
Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go back to their bed, Then strangle those two!
BananEnigma 24
What's with you and the bad poetry? You've done this on every FML today....
xkbz510 13
I think you meant to write ex-girlfriend op. sorry for that. it will be better in the future.
finchy420 12
Maybe he wanted his boys to meet your boys.
Muerteds 18
I think you mean, "On top of her, he stole my favorite underwear."
Mr_Mole 24
Hmmmmm.