Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
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Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
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Top comments
MandyO 15
Of course stealing someone else's girlfriend is wrong, but also stealing someone's underwear? That's nasty.
dying_to_know 25
I wouldn't try get either of them back.
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Comments (56)
AngusEcrivain 18
I do hope you're gonna seek damages, OP. For him pinching your underwear, that is. I'd say your girlfriend can **** herself. She sounds like a hoe.
CJ77 10
Is nothing sacred anymore?
UpUpUpUrs 6
"Great, so now we have a third person who needs to be tested for infection."
tiredofwaiting 25
You can easily replace both.
SomeRandomUser 19
What kind of ******** steals a guy's underwear!
jaijai_ 2
Sue him.
YupNope 4
He crossed the line. Do what you must and burn the filthy pant-thief
K_nightlight 19
get rid of the girlfriend, (and the underwear)