Today, I came home to find my girlfriend in bed with another guy. On top of it all he stole my favorite underwear. FML
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Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I had sex with my fiancée. My panties fell behind the bed. Later, when I went to get them, I found three other pairs. Only one pair was mine. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, my boyfriend admitted that on his last visit, he snuck into the laundry and stole a lacy black thong he assumed was mine. It wasn't. It was my dad's. FML
Today, I woke up in bed with no pillows. I think the guy I slept with stole them. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend since I believed him to be cheating on me with another woman, something he adamantly denied. I went to his house to get all my stuff back. After I left, I discovered a silk thong that definitely did not belong to me, in amongst my clothes. FML
Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML
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Top comments
MandyO 15
Of course stealing someone else's girlfriend is wrong, but also stealing someone's underwear? That's nasty.
dying_to_know 25
I wouldn't try get either of them back.
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Comments (56)
MidnaLink 35
Did you have THAT MUCH bad luck with women that you've only ever dated skanks?
InfiniteSunshine 32
Ah yes, let's play the sweeping generalizations game, and all men are pigs! Have you ever considered that maybe either, you just have bad taste in women, or you're the problem?
TMO2142 25
He steal your pokemon ones?
farmgirl98 14
And now they're both dirty and are better off being replaced.
Linkard 14
Though situation OP :/ Hope it works out for you
Solano2580 24
Sweeping Generalizations remember? Maybe he just attracts the wrong type of people? Or maybe he's just unlucky, it isn't all his fault like you had said #17.
hypernova101 11
I really hate it when you find someone you chose to spend your most intimate moments with nuts deep with another guy.. something that myself have experienced.. you can do better than her.. move on..
acmariner99 25
Burn the underwear ... Eww
acmariner99 25
Remember, the only common denominator in all of your failed relationships is YOU!
InfiniteSunshine 32
What I said was not a generalization #21. Generalization- a statement about a group of people or things that is based on only a few people or things in that group. What I did was a question, and maybe even a suggestion, and it was directed at an individual, not a group. I was saying, since he thinks all girls are bad, maybe he should be looking at himself. Ever heard of the people who say "all my exes are crazy." Sometimes these people are innocent and not at fault. However, often, they are actually the problem. And still, to make such a sexist and blanket statement against a whole group even if you have had continuous shitty relationship experiences is just plain WRONG. Either way though, what I said should be taken with a grain of salt, I was being facetious.