FML : Today, I came home from working twelve hours straight. Feeling rather frisky, I attempted to seduce my wife upon arriving home. She said that sleep was...

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Today, I came home from working twelve hours straight. Feeling rather frisky, I attempted to seduce my wife upon arriving home. She said that sleep was better than sex and went directly to bed. It was only 6:30 PM. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By BlueBallMcGee - / Monday 11 May 2009 12:08 / United States

Intimacy

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By genius_man16 | 0

#188982 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:35

Rejected.

Maybe you should be better in bed?

Or maybe it was just one of those days for your wife?

Idk, lots of explanations, but unless you haven't gotten any for weeks this really isn't an FML.

By mattmag | 0

#189065 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:57

So take a nap with her, cuddle and whatnot, then fuck when you wake up.

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By genius_man16 | 0

#188982 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:35

Rejected.

Maybe you should be better in bed?

Or maybe it was just one of those days for your wife?

Idk, lots of explanations, but unless you haven't gotten any for weeks this really isn't an FML.

clos14 | 0

#1241961 - Saturday 14 August 2010 23:46

she's cheating on you dummy

By abcdefg11233 | 0

#188983 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:35

you must be awful in bed

By plexico | 3

#188988 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:37

She probably fucked someone else earlier in the day. Just sign the paycheck over to her and get back to work to get her another check while her boyfriend comes back. Welcome to married life!

By kellster | 2

#188989 - Monday 11 May 2009 20:37

Oh, boo hoo. Sometimes sleep IS better than sex. It just depends when and where! I guess your wife was tired. It's not a permanent commentary on how she feels about having sex with you. It just meant that she wanted to have her nap in peace.