Today, I came home from working twelve hours straight. Feeling rather frisky, I attempted to seduce my wife upon arriving home. She said that sleep was better than sex and went directly to bed. It was only 6:30 PM. FML
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genius_man16
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Rejected.
Maybe you should be better in bed?
Or maybe it was just one of those days for your wife?
Idk, lots of explanations, but unless you haven't gotten any for weeks this really isn't an FML.
Maybe you should be better in bed?
Or maybe it was just one of those days for your wife?
Idk, lots of explanations, but unless you haven't gotten any for weeks this really isn't an FML.
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clos14
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she's cheating on you dummy
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abcdefg11233
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you must be awful in bed
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plexico
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She probably fucked someone else earlier in the day. Just sign the paycheck over to her and get back to work to get her another check while her boyfriend comes back. Welcome to married life!
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kellster
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Oh, boo hoo. Sometimes sleep IS better than sex. It just depends when and where! I guess your wife was tired. It's not a permanent commentary on how she feels about having sex with you. It just meant that she wanted to have her nap in peace.
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justdance45
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#5 must not be getting any
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Ilovelife07
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bwahaha, the perfect username for this FML. Blue balls is the worst
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Demon_Squirtle
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Totally angry pirate her in her sleep!
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Me27
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#4 is an idiot.
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Phallus_fml
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How long is your dong?
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FBIWarning
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fail at seducing bro
Maybe you should be better in bed?
Or maybe it was just one of those days for your wife?
Idk, lots of explanations, but unless you haven't gotten any for weeks this really isn't an FML.