Rejected.

Maybe you should be better in bed?

Or maybe it was just one of those days for your wife?

Idk, lots of explanations, but unless you haven't gotten any for weeks this really isn't an FML.

she's cheating on you dummy

you must be awful in bed

She probably fucked someone else earlier in the day. Just sign the paycheck over to her and get back to work to get her another check while her boyfriend comes back. Welcome to married life!

Oh, boo hoo. Sometimes sleep IS better than sex. It just depends when and where! I guess your wife was tired. It's not a permanent commentary on how she feels about having sex with you. It just meant that she wanted to have her nap in peace.

#5 must not be getting any

bwahaha, the perfect username for this FML. Blue balls is the worst

Totally angry pirate her in her sleep!

#4 is an idiot.

How long is your dong?

fail at seducing bro