Today, I came home from work to find that my girlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I entered my bedroom, ready to play some COD on my xbox 360. Instead, I find a note where my xbox used to be. It read "You think you can cheat on me and get away with it? Fuck you. I smashed the hell out of your stupid xbox." It was signed by my girlfriend. I never cheated on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend called me and told me she "had a surprise for me when I got home" in a sexy voice. So I hurried home, only to find a note saying she left me and took my dog. Deeply depressed, I went into the living room. She took my TV also. FML
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, my fiancé pawned off my engagement ring so he could buy himself a PS4. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, my boyfriend of more than two years told me in front of all of our friends that he'd trade me for some Playstation 3 games. I laughed it off because I thought he was kidding. He made it clear that he was serious. FML
Today, my girlfriend bought herself a brand new iPad and iPod Touch, and returned my aging iPod and Kindle, which she constantly steals for her own use. She considers it my Valentine's Day present. FML
Today, I came home to find out my roommate sold my PS4, because, "You don't use it anymore." FML
Today, after having my husband ask if I 'had any plans' for the weekend, and him mentioning that he got me something special, he played his PS4 for hours, ignored me, then finally took a break to hand me a tiny box of chocolates. I can't even be mad because he looked so proud. FML
Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML
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TDog3337 12
Childhood Ruined... I'm so sorry
heart_aussie_fml 20
She probably (hopefully) had the best intentions, but that doesn't explain why she thought it was normal to sell someone else's possessions.
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Umbreon_Princess 12
that's terrible D:
NodakN8V 25
Time to sell her crap to get your stuff back
ElyseMoon420 9
How could she even do that?! you should have told her oldies are always better then the new .... I'm so sorry :( I will pray for you a nice recovery.
MidnaLink 35
Personally, just the thought of owning a PS4 makes me want to puke. You should tell her what she did was wrong, that buying that thing should be a crime (I mean, come on, no B/C for ****'s sake), and that she should be the one trying to get your stuff back.
Desi_D123 27
Sorry OP but your (ex?) girlfriend is delusional. Even if she thought she was doing something great for you, how would buying it with YOUR money make her great?
CatAttack29 12
Why would anyone in their right mind sell a N64 and Atari game console?! That's like selling perfection
shfs2010 4
Oh damn! Dump her. She clearly doesn't get you.
Boeneman 3
you know its just that stuff nothing more nothing less but if willing to lose a girlfriend of x amount of year or a wife over it than you don't need either one just go to little room and whiny like a little bitch about it. Really get grip on it man.
MidnaLink 35
Ok, I've never collected something like this either, but even I know how long it takes to amass a whole collection. Quit being a jerk, she shouldn't have sold his stuff in the first place. It's theft and that stuff could've been valuable years down the road if he'd sold it himself.
mukduk 21
This situation isn't superficial. She was inconsiderate and made a series of illogical decisions that led to the loss of something OP considered near and dear to him. It's not just that he lost his collection, it's that his stupid girlfriend stole his personal possessions and sold them without his permission. If someone doesn't respect you enough to leave your shit alone or buy you a gift with their own money, then they're not worth keeping. Get it together.
Queen_of_Night 20
#171- How about you pretend you have old family heirloom that belonged to you. Your grandmother's wedding ring or something. The physical worth of it, pretty substantial, at least a new car's down payment, but the sentimental memories of your grandmother makes it worth 10x more to you. Your significant other sells your ring for an undisclosed amount to buy you an ereader, because you love to read. That would be ok right? Right? It's just a ring right? Certainly, you would trust them even after they STOLE from you. They were doing something nice FOR YOU! If I were OP, that bitch would have been sitting at the curb. Yes, it is just a physical item and yes, she thought she was doing something nice. But if she really cared about OP she would have ASKED! "You know, I never see you playing these old games you have, maybe we should sell them and get you something nice!" Beyond the price there is a huge trust issue here.
openminded8 17
I am so sorry for your loss... my prayers are with you in this great time of need op.
KrDizzy 16
Trade your girlfriend in for a new better-looking girlfriend, then say, "Aren't I the greatest?" Lol.