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Clean up Houston, United States

Messy bitch

Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by cleaning the entire apartment before he came home. I even lit a candle and put fresh flowers on the table. When he walked in, he stared at everything and said, “Did someone come over?” My boyfriend thought a cleaning service had been hired. FML

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DLBL 22

And...then you said, "No, baby, I cleaned the place!" and he said, "OMG! Thanks for that! You are so wonderful!" and then FML.

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DLBL 22

And...then you said, "No, baby, I cleaned the place!" and he said, "OMG! Thanks for that! You are so wonderful!" and then FML.