Kids: Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink...

By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. Then I found another note on a can that said, "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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WowLifeDoesSuck 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:01

Wow, kids are getting smarter.

mastercrammer 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:05

You should feel lucky to have a smart daughter who really cares about you.

Comments

THTB 3

Tuesday 24 March 2009 18:47

Haha, that kid wins.

pltcllyincorrect 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 19:03

you are an asshole. obviously, if your SEVEN YEAR OLD DAUGHTER thinks that your drinking is excessive, then you have a problem. LISTEN to your little girl and stop. now. because if you really are a regular drinker then her ENTIRE childhood could end up being completely **** up via you. so stop. get help. i tried telling my dad to stop and he didn't and it ****** up my entire childhood. P.S. wtf is WRONG with you #5????????? what a father/mother YOU will turn out to be..

fallchild007 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 21:42

Awwe, your daughter is really sweet. You're lucky.

xl0_olx 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:20

your a horrible person and you need help

xl0_olx 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:22

p.s. #5 makes me giggle

meddude 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 0:46

so your 7 year old daughter knows you have a problem, but you're too stupid to figure it out. well done. you suck.

masterpops 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 2:16

That kids a smart one. Get off the booze or you don't deserve that child.

DeathByIrony90 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 3:55

This should be **** the poor daughter's life, or what her life is gonna be in a few years if the parent doesnt get help NOW. I used to know some kids who had a mom who was I strongly think alcholic or some kind of drug problem. I never could figure out why they fought with their mom so much about what I thought was stupid stuff at the time, but now I realize what went on underneath. Now I'm amazed their relationship with their mom was intact at all...don't let that happen to you, get help now.

Emptypot 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 4:56

Kudos to your daughter!

bdet74 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 18:55

where is her mother? because if you are all she has left than please get help. i know they say you cant do it for anyone else but yourself but as a struggler myself please get help for her if anything else...