Kids: Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink...

By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. Then I found another note on a can that said, "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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By Nick - 13/08/2009 19:47 - United States

Today, I was looking in the refrigerator for something to drink. I found a jug of lemonade with a piece of paper on it saying "Mom's Lemonade, Don't Drink!" I was really thirsty, so I ignored it and drank the whole jug. My mom is about to have a colonoscopy and had filled it with laxatives. FML

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By alcoholic - 31/10/2009 14:30 - Estonia

Today, I was telling my teenage daughter about the effects from alcohol, and how she should not give in to peer pressure. While talking, I noticed that she was looking at me funny. There was a wine glass in my hand. FML

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By Matt8 - 07/12/2012 01:07 - United States

Today, I found out that my wife, who is supposed to be a recovering alcoholic, drank an entire bottle of wine and then tried to hide it at the bottom of a garbage bin. To make matters worse, when I confronted her about it, she tried to convince me that our 5-year-old daughter had drunk it. FML

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By badmom - 27/03/2009 18:42 - United States

Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we'd ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 year-old to run to the store. She didn't want to, but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she'd made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML

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Today, my dad taped a picture of me to the fridge with "Do not feed the she-beast" written on it. FML

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By reasonablysingle - 11/06/2016 03:27 - Australia - Greystanes

Today, I'm taking care of my 12-year-old daughter because my ex-wife thought she could cure our daughter's lactose intolerance by sneaking milk into her soy breakfast. The milk had expired. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/08/2020 23:02

Today, someone drank a sip of my single serve pasteurized orange juice and put it back in the fridge, ignoring the whole jug of non-pasteurized juice, that I cant drink because im pregnant. I cried. FML

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By ccat209 - 20/12/2016 04:05 - United States - Riverton

Today, my parents finally realized that I've been sneaking vodka when they weren't home. Note to self: don't let them freeze vodka that's actually 75% water. FML

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Family values

By Anonymous - 06/10/2019 12:00 - Croatia

Today, my 11-year-old cousin walked up to me as I was enjoying a glass of wine with friends at my mother's birthday party. Thinking she wouldn't like it anyway, I let her try. The little fucker drank the entire glass in one go, adding, "Usually, daddy gives me vodka." Good to know what my family is up to. FML

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Saturday 21 March 2009 16:01

Wow, kids are getting smarter.

mastercrammer 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:05

You should feel lucky to have a smart daughter who really cares about you.

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wienerwagon 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 5:51

Alcohol rules! woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo drunkkkkk

a201 0

Sunday 29 March 2009 19:13

How does that make you feel, now?! Guilty much? I hope so.

ehue 0

Monday 30 March 2009 0:08

She has the right idea, I've done the same thing to my dad too. Listen to her, she's your daughter and she loves you, she wants to know that you love her too. Don't let alcohol be the thing that stops you two from being close. Think about it.

Elleluvssnow 0

Monday 30 March 2009 0:21

if ur 7 year old thinks its a problem get help

LovelyCutiePie 0

Monday 30 March 2009 2:23

I agree with everyone else. Your daughter is very smart to know what you are doing and to be so creative to get you to stop. Listen to her, she loves you and you are scaring her.

adoubleen 0

Monday 30 March 2009 3:17

comment #5 is hilarious.

QQwwEErrTT 0

Monday 30 March 2009 7:13

Evidently you drink too much. If a seven year old notices that, then realise your problem and take care of that. if not for you, then your kid.

blackbetty_fml 0

Monday 30 March 2009 9:03

I made "no smoking" posters to stick around the house when I was a kid to get my dad to quit. He did. What about you, big guy?

Shellster 10

Monday 30 March 2009 18:12

YOU MUST BE DRINKING WAY TO MUCH FOR UR 7- YEAR OLD TO KNOW U NEED HELP!!!!

boredndstoned 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 3:55

i dont know why everyone assumes its a guy i guess a can of beer its more likely to be but ya smart ******* kid its a surprise shes a result of your genes