Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
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Today, I pet my neighbour's two cats. They were at opposite ends of the same room, so I could only pet one at a time. When I pet one, the other one felt lonely and cried for me. I felt sorry for her. Cutest FML ever. FML
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, I thought I had two cats, an albino and a tuxedo, but apparently I have four. I just discovered that an orange cat and a black cat have somehow gotten into my basement and made themselves at home. There's no way in hell I can afford four cats. Oh, and the cats I actually own hate them. FML
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
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imaxmain 24
Well, I guess you dont have one cat anymore.
markcallanan_ 20
That reminds me of the time a stray cat walked into my friends house and we gave him milk. He stayed there for 7 months. Haha.
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SAgirl 24
Daww, poor kitty just wanted a friend, pets get lonely to you know.
dinocyn 8
Hahahaha!
blondeambition1 4
I got my second cat in a unique way. A friend of mine lived in the next apartment whenever my sister and I went next door to visit our first cat would sit at the wall and yowl because having been abandoned as a kitten he was very attached to us. We gave in and started bringing him with us. Then for her daughter's birthday she go her a kitten. The two cats fell in love. When the mom's boyfriend moved in he didn't care for the cat (she loves to attack toes and once destroyed a whole bag of toilet paper) so when the kids went to see their father we started to bring her over to our apartment, she lived with us every other week. Eventually she just stayed with us all the time even though she was technically still the little girl's (the mom would buy cat food and give it to us). Once she went into heat we told her it was time for the cat to be fixed. We gave her until the second heat cycle then we said we're fixing her so she's ours. Long story short we have a pretty little girl cat named Stryder (the girls father was a huge fan of LOTR she also called all jewelry my precious)
kalbrek009 20
Any idea as to HOW this other cat got into your home?
drc428 5
is that your home ?
DFizzlio 10
this exact thing happened to me...I now have 6 cats ._.
DFizzlio 10
I guess you could say you're a Pussy magnet
mimi809o 21
Free cat!
ArturoRamirez 16
You must of been like "Look how cute my cats look together. . . .Wait a minute, I only have one cat."
kittykat1501 31
I knew right away it wasn't your cat, ur you would have said your cats were snuggling and I thought that was cool