Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I pet my neighbour's two cats. They were at opposite ends of the same room, so I could only pet one at a time. When I pet one, the other one felt lonely and cried for me. I felt sorry for her. Cutest FML ever. FML
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, I thought I had two cats, an albino and a tuxedo, but apparently I have four. I just discovered that an orange cat and a black cat have somehow gotten into my basement and made themselves at home. There's no way in hell I can afford four cats. Oh, and the cats I actually own hate them. FML
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
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imaxmain 24
Well, I guess you dont have one cat anymore.
markcallanan_ 20
That reminds me of the time a stray cat walked into my friends house and we gave him milk. He stayed there for 7 months. Haha.
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Comments (64)
ohSNAPyall 27
Thanks, cat-stork!
LethalSeamonkey 15
When I used to work at Dairy Queen the first time I closed I accidentally let in a stray cat. The next day when we opened we found sprinkles everywhere and saw that the kitty had chewed through a carton of crunch cone sprinkles. For obvious reasons I named him Crunch Cone. Occasionally he would visit me and he would just lay in the shade in the middle of the drive-thru. Sometimes people would honk at him to move and he would just ignore them and continue to sit there. I'm not a fan of cats but I loved that little guy. :')
AloysiusWeasley 15
Check to make sure they aren't just visiting from another house, but otherwise, congrats! I have three, but sadly they don't like each other. :(
bernie81000 10
***** cat
thegoldenbird 11
I don't understand why this is a bad thing.
lina21 12
Well hopefully your cat is fixed
Jennaflamingo 14
Heheh now you have two
hmwsb9 4
Cats have needs too.
Jadex64 12
How is this a bad thing
FML_Gecko 4
It's a spare in case something happens to the first one. consider it a backup copy. However, if you end up with more you'll need to start keeping track. You'd need a catalog of some sort.