Today, I came home and saw my cat all snuggled up with another cat on the sofa. I thought it was the cutest thing ever, until I remembered that I only have one cat. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I pet my neighbour's two cats. They were at opposite ends of the same room, so I could only pet one at a time. When I pet one, the other one felt lonely and cried for me. I felt sorry for her. Cutest FML ever. FML
Today, I got a cat so I'd have some company, since my roommate is always with her boyfriend. Too bad the cat likes her more. So now I get to sit and listen to her talk to her boyfriend to get to cuddle with my kitty. FML
Today, I was over at a friend's house feeding her cats while she was on vacation. After feeding the four of them, I found an extra cat under the sofa. Thinking it was an intruding stray, I kicked it out. She actually has 5 cats. FML
Today, I thought I had two cats, an albino and a tuxedo, but apparently I have four. I just discovered that an orange cat and a black cat have somehow gotten into my basement and made themselves at home. There's no way in hell I can afford four cats. Oh, and the cats I actually own hate them. FML
Today, I moved in with my boyfriend. Up until now, I thought my cat was the only four year-old I had to deal with. FML
Today, I realised that I have a better relationship with my cat than I do with my boyfriend. FML
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML
Today, while I was driving around the neighborhood, I passed my neighbors' house only to see their dog with a full-grown dead cat in its mouth. Only one family owns a cat in our neighborhood. FML
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Top comments
imaxmain 24
Well, I guess you dont have one cat anymore.
markcallanan_ 20
That reminds me of the time a stray cat walked into my friends house and we gave him milk. He stayed there for 7 months. Haha.
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Comments (64)
alex_carstens_yo 9
surprisee! you have another cat!!
RyanBair 8
How does that make your life suck...
QueenofWheels 13
Gives me more reason to hate cats
Omniprism 15
Guess you have two now.
misswilwarin 9
Not anymore :D
Sakuraashita 15
This was not the best way for you to find out about your cat's "cuddles for catnip" side business. At least now your cat can expect the going rate for all future cuddles and petting... Tell your cat you hope he or she gets his/her catnip addiction under control, she may need to join Catnipaholics Anonymous....
syed121417 22
That was the best comment in this section
Chasing_fml 5
Kitty soul mates! You've gotta keep the new one, they bonded. :)
mkcherry 14
My boyfriends barn cat brought home a cat on two different occasions, still have all three. Make sure you have it checked for a microchip it might be someone's lost pet. Also post a Craigslist ad for a found pet. If no one claims it, your cat picked out it's own best friend.
OwenBicker 14
What are you talking about, that's like Christmas!
OwenBicker 14
Also, two cats that get along is a blessing, you are beyond lucky.