Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML
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Today, the cable repairman came to fix my cable, which has never worked well. The entire time he was talking about how much extra money he got the "fat bitch who moved here 6 months ago" to pay for her cable. I moved in 6 months ago. I was pregnant. FML
Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML
Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML
Today, I finally quit the job that I've been complaining about. Before I could tell my husband, he informed me that he had been laid off, and was thankful we still had my income. FML
Today, my husband cancelled our internet and cable package because we’re having money problems. I work from home and need the internet to do so. I guess getting a job of his own wasn’t an option. FML
Today, my landlord informed me that after 8 months, we are finally getting cable and internet in our house. I move out tomorrow. FML
Today, I finally got a job interview, and I thought it went amazing. They were supposed to call me today or tomorrow with the news. Today is also the day that my phone company decided to cut my phone off. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I had to admit to everyone, including my cable guy, that I'm moving back in with my parents. FML
Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML
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hotpockets92 0
hey at least your wife is cheating on you with an extreamly idiotic person who thinks cable men answer other ppl's phones for them. fyl
GeekLogic 0
damn you Jim Carey
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Comments (90)
Starfire22 5
Haha he's angry because even hard, he's only two inches...
robertsk89 0
woah 2incheshard needs to get some suprise buttsex. but anyway, your wife is a ***** good luck with your new job!
hXcsoccerplaya 0
Ah hah! that's why #14 is so pissed at the world, his name is 2incheshard. just because you penis is quite under sized doesn't mean you have to lash out at other people. remember that this economy suckz with a z and that it's hard to find a job right now. so get out that microscope and look for your wang instead of posting crap that's gonna get you yelled at.
rakhil11 7
smart of him, no?
Drache_fml 0
I'd say catch em while they're in bed and kill the guy...then plead heat of the moment and get off scott free...
LemonStarship 5
You're wife could just be setting up cable as an early Christmas gift. If thats not the case perhaps next time you should set up dish so that the guy will set it up on the roof of the house where you could "accidently" give him a nudge.. eh *Playfully elbows you and winks*.
lipfullacope 0
oh, now I get it.
iminlovexox 0
Maybe she found a way to get the cable back and was getting it set up again for Christmas or something.
bridgetoparadise 0
Oh dear. Maybe she already heard the good news and was getting the cable turned back on?
benjamingeiger 0
Dammit, Larry!
dewaltdave 0
right on, dude