Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML
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Today, the cable repairman came to fix my cable, which has never worked well. The entire time he was talking about how much extra money he got the "fat bitch who moved here 6 months ago" to pay for her cable. I moved in 6 months ago. I was pregnant. FML
Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML
Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML
Today, I finally quit the job that I've been complaining about. Before I could tell my husband, he informed me that he had been laid off, and was thankful we still had my income. FML
Today, my husband cancelled our internet and cable package because we’re having money problems. I work from home and need the internet to do so. I guess getting a job of his own wasn’t an option. FML
Today, my landlord informed me that after 8 months, we are finally getting cable and internet in our house. I move out tomorrow. FML
Today, I finally got a job interview, and I thought it went amazing. They were supposed to call me today or tomorrow with the news. Today is also the day that my phone company decided to cut my phone off. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I had to admit to everyone, including my cable guy, that I'm moving back in with my parents. FML
Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML
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hotpockets92 0
hey at least your wife is cheating on you with an extreamly idiotic person who thinks cable men answer other ppl's phones for them. fyl
GeekLogic 0
damn you Jim Carey
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Comments (90)
Emperor_Jim 0
Now you can get a new job AND a new wife! Dump that bitch. I bet the "cable guy" will do a shitty job taking care of her, and she'll wish she hadn't betrayed you.
lostfaithinpppl 19
Wow! Quite an over-reaction.
Thecommish 0
Wow #14, you have some serious anger issues dude. OP, so just cheat on her or get a divorce. What kind of dimwit answers the phone in a situation like that?
Locket_fml 0
Generally speaking, people who are excessively abusive over the internet to strangers are insecure individuals who only express anger through this medium as there are (almost always) no consequences whatsoever for their behaviour. Any attempt to reason with these people or calm them down is usually met with more abuse, for the same reason as mentioned above. Anyway, to #14. 1) Anyone who cannot spell 'loser' has no right calling other people one. 2) You know nothing of this man and his situation - not everyone in life has it easy and can just walk into a new job, and it is normally through no fault of their own. 3) Grow up. If you are grown up, find an anger management therapist. If you already see an anger management therapist, find a new one.
thejerk56 8
most likely projecting.
redshortsx 0
kick his ass. divorce her and screw her out of eveything
Troll_patrol 0
Quit your bitching I gave you free Showtime. - the cable guy
yyzpope 0
Ok if u got laid off and cut the phone line why did u call he in the first place?
BaghdadAssUp 0
Next dumbest comment after #14
xDEEEEEEEEEEE 0
#21, wheeeere does it say he cut the phone line! Read, buddy.
KZN02 18
What if poster got the wrong number?