Today, I called my wife to tell her I finally found a job after 6 months. A man answered the phone claiming to be the cable guy. We cut our cable off when I was laid off 6 months ago. FML
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Today, the cable repairman came to fix my cable, which has never worked well. The entire time he was talking about how much extra money he got the "fat bitch who moved here 6 months ago" to pay for her cable. I moved in 6 months ago. I was pregnant. FML
Today, I was calling my cable company to tell me how to fix my internet. I stayed on hold for almost half an hour, and then when someone finally picked up, my phone died. FML
Today, my husband surprised me by cooking a romantic dinner. I asked him why the sudden gesture. His response? "The cable was out." FML
Today, I finally quit the job that I've been complaining about. Before I could tell my husband, he informed me that he had been laid off, and was thankful we still had my income. FML
Today, my husband cancelled our internet and cable package because we’re having money problems. I work from home and need the internet to do so. I guess getting a job of his own wasn’t an option. FML
Today, my landlord informed me that after 8 months, we are finally getting cable and internet in our house. I move out tomorrow. FML
Today, I finally got a job interview, and I thought it went amazing. They were supposed to call me today or tomorrow with the news. Today is also the day that my phone company decided to cut my phone off. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
Today, I had to admit to everyone, including my cable guy, that I'm moving back in with my parents. FML
Today, I called one of my coworkers to ask him where he was, because I needed him to come downstairs. After 2 minutes of yelling on the phone to come downstairs, I realized I'd called the wrong person, and was actually on the phone with my ex-boyfriend, who took me 6 months to get over. FML
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hotpockets92 0
hey at least your wife is cheating on you with an extreamly idiotic person who thinks cable men answer other ppl's phones for them. fyl
GeekLogic 0
damn you Jim Carey
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Comments (90)
Trebie 6
The way I read it, I couldn't imagine the wife being stupid enough to say "Oh, that's my husband. Would you be a dear and answer it for me? Just tell him you're the cable guy, because cable guys totally answer phones in other people's houses." I think the wife stepped out for something, and the guy was a robber, but didn't want the caller to freak out when no one answered the phone, so he panicked. Cheating only occurred to me when I read the comments. xD Edit: Of course, that depends on him calling the house phone as opposed to a cell phone.
12inchD 0
back to wack
blastvortex 3
What can you expect if you're not bringing home the bacon? Still, that sucks, and it means that it's time to lose the ball and chain.
ColdGold 6
Maybe they were making a movie and he was pretending to be the cable guy.
Anteezy 7
I don't get it why do people who cheat have the tendency to pick up phones that aren't theirs or make noises whenever the other person is phoned or to call at awkward times for the other person. Seriously what the hell.
popoman 0
Ask him if he wants to **** your wife. If he says "yes", then he already is ******* your wife.
jimmy039 0
was he looking to play Porno password??The passsssword is, ******.
epbaboink 0
It's been years since I was hired 'on the spot' after interviewing. Is it becoming common, or is this whole post made up?
elparto 0
Heh it's like logjammin'. Minen dispatcher told me ein cable ist broken?
AkihiroHattori5 0
You have won the FML Academy Award for Most Disturbed Person to Ever Comment an FML. Congatulations 2incheshard *claps slowly*. I speak for all of us at the FML Academy when we say we wish we could schedule a sex rehabilitation appointment with Dr. Drew Pinsky for you so you can manage your anger problems due to your small manhood.