Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how sweetly the main character on my favorite tv show proposed to his girlfriend. He told me to hang on a second, and later forgot about me while he told his brother about the hot blonde he slept with last night. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
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Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
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Mirorbo 27
Smooth... What's wrong with people? Is being faithful really out of style?
CheaRight 0
Yeah.. that was me. Sorry
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Comments (227)
JamieLeeLV 0
u totally deserve it cuz no guy is an asshole without red flags. u picked the guy out.
Stranger30 0
My idol.
bronxhat35 0
**** tha pooolice
xdanixx 0
Hope you dumped him!
natural711 6
yep, and I don't blame him for banging that blonde,probably got sick and tired of your whiney ass, seriously your soap operas show is the last thing on his mind of caring about. u deserve it..get a new activity and maybe a guy will take u serious, and probably wait to **** u too :-)
Loofah_fml 1
Maybe, the guy had shown some interest in that kind of show before. Op never said her boyfriend and her didn't have sex or that he didn't take her seriously. No woman should have to stop doing what they enjoy just to please a man. If that's what you think is correct, so be it. Just realize, you're horribly mistaken.
sallen0046 4
YDI, the fact that you're still referring to him as your boyfriend being a large on it's own. What on earth could make you possibly believe he would give a damn about how a fictional character proposed in the first place?
lucidlucia 0
lots of these FMLs where she wanted him to propose and he wasn't even really her boyfriend. why are girls these days so frickin stupid! no self respect whatsoever. so depressing.
iPunchedBigFoot 5
YDI Please stop telling us all about your girl shows. Nothing rude or shallow. It just is boring to us. We obviously don't like those kind of shows or we would be watching them too.
ASA5G 2
were you trying to hint that you wanted to get married? a tip to all women. don't mention marriage at all to a guy. but he didn't have to cheat on you. shit it's like cheating on people is the latest fad like skinny jeans.
LilNewbie 2
I hope you drove over to his house and gave him a good kick in the balls!