Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how sweetly the main character on my favorite tv show proposed to his girlfriend. He told me to hang on a second, and later forgot about me while he told his brother about the hot blonde he slept with last night. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
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Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
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Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Smooth... What's wrong with people? Is being faithful really out of style?
CheaRight 0
Yeah.. that was me. Sorry
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Comments (227)
jbiebersheart 0
and im not *
Stupified 0
not cool?
Arsonnist 3
The twist is that op is the hot blonde.
carbonD 0
lol
Claybomb94 0
owl piss
onecutechick101 0
dang it you found out!!! well he was great!!!
Loofah_fml 1
Good Job. You're boosting your self-esteem. In case you can't read, OP said "hot blonde". Unfortunatly for you, you are not blonde nor hot. Sorry to disappoint you.
hacZKing 0
I was gunna say that!!!!
Arsonnist 3
Unfortunately*
paoolaa 0
loofah are you gonna keep complaining?? why don't you put a pik of yourself since you comment on evryone elses?
Arsonnist 3
Unfortunately, that is the real pic.
paoolaa 0
haha
Loofah_fml 1
Next time I want advice from someone like you, I'll be sure to ask. Until then, sweetheart, keep your ignorant mouth shut. & Unfortunately, my picture is better than no picture.
paoolaa 0
the onee who needs to shut her mouth ere is you! ok? nobody wants your opinion soo stfu! & ur the ignorant 1 here SWEETHEART ;)
Loofah_fml 1
How am I the ignorant one when you can't even type correctly? &&& Bunnyhunny, why thank you(:
paoolaa 0
woww you are such an asshole
Loofah_fml 1
I'm an asshole for speaking the truth. Okay. So for people to be nice they have to say, " Boy Paola you sure are hot. I love your body. Your face is pretty". Grow up.
Arsonnist 3
Not all the time. Sometimes no picture is better.
Loofah_fml 1
Its a really good thing I asked for your opinion on my picture.
Arsonnist 3
It's*
Loofah_fml 1
Actually its is correct. Although I love the fact that when you can't come up with something intelligent to say, it is very annoying to have you attempt to correct my grammar and spelling when I know it is correct.
paoolaa 0
grow up
Loofah_fml 1
Repeating what I say is not going to make your comments better.
Stupified 0
Loofah, your grammar is horrible, just cuz you type one comment correctly doesn't make you better than everyone else.
Loofah_fml 1
I do realize the penultimate comment I wrote was horribly written.
Arsonnist 3
When is "it's" without an apostrophe grammatically correct? It's two words put into one: it is. Even my spell check won't let me spell it without one. And I was only supporting you in that thread I came across about people needing to be corrected. I don't understand what you want now.
Arsonnist 3
151 edit: A dog wagged its tail. that's when it is correct to use it. Possessive.
Loofah_fml 1
When "it is" is meant to be a contraction it does not need an apostraphe. That is what I was taught. If I am incorrect, I apologize.
Raleigh_bruh 7
Arsonnist is right. 'It's' is what you meant to type, Loofah. Then you try to deny the fact that you were wrong.
Stupified 0
Pretty much every comment you posted had either spelling or grammar errors (whether intentional or not) and you still choose to criticize the way people type.
Stupified 0
Anyway I gotta get to sleep I got three book reports to do before tommorrow.
Arsonnist 3
Yeah, I'm retiring from making people mad for now. Whether from joking with or helping them.
solid_maru 0
how is its correct??
onecutechick101 0
thanks 94
rockinguitar 4
as u stick a gun through the phone and shoot him..
TheVariableX 0
YDI for calling him to tell him about your stupid chick movie do you honestly think he'd care at all? He probably cheated on you cuz you'd do stupid shit like that.
UpYoursInAdvance 0
88 .. MOVIE????! No No No, I could of sworn that OP said "favorite TV Show" So if you're going to come at someone's neck you better come CORRECTLY... You FAIL, Thank you come again!!!
sallen0046 4
Movie, tv show, soap opera, it's all the same. No straight man gives a damn how "sweetly" a fictional character proposes, especially not a man that's cheating to begin with.
TheVariableX 0
130 is right, my mistake. OP is an idiot to think that her boyfriend would care anything about her favriote TV show!
ifp7807 0
my question is why do you people date such asholes??? please I bet you are worth at least a little bit more than that. he us an idiot and you are being a bigger one for dating the ashole.
auntiemomma 0
lmaoo mmhmm
mstarter 0
pwned fool re think your life