Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how sweetly the main character on my favorite tv show proposed to his girlfriend. He told me to hang on a second, and later forgot about me while he told his brother about the hot blonde he slept with last night. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend called me over for dinner. When I walked in the door, he asked why I was here; apparently he dialed the wrong girlfriend. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed via text, after telling me that he'd slept with his step-sister. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend of 3 months talking with his friend, not knowing I could hear them. "Tonight's the night," my boyfriend says. "I'm finally going to tell her I love her!" I got really excited, deciding i loved him too. Then his friend says, "Awesome! But what about Kayla?" I'm Kayla. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
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Mirorbo 27
Smooth... What's wrong with people? Is being faithful really out of style?
CheaRight 0
Yeah.. that was me. Sorry
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Comments (227)
TashaLenaKitty 0
Hopefully he is your EX now,what a douche bag
gman79 0
ydi for being a fucktard
MadamGeek 0
If a guy wants to marry you, he will. I'm sure he's heard of it since it's not exactly new, and doesn't need to be reminded. Usually 'girls', who feel the need to remind their 'boyfriends' of marriage, do it on a near constant basis. It's annoying. Stop it. But by the sounds of it, I doubt your relationship was at all serious, if even a proper relationship. Luckily, you know what's going on, and can move on from him. Better luck next time.
bluefairy_fml 24
He's a cheating douche, but you are so naive and superficial if you expect your real life boyfriend to act like a cheesy dumb tv character. Stop watching crappy soaps and find yourself a better guy, who won't repeat soap lines to get into your pants.
xashleyAsphyxia 0
in a way it sucks since you don't know if he was really cheating on you, or if he just staged it since he prolly thought you were implying marriage. either way FYL op ;(
AmbrosiaFan 19
Wow. So many wrongs... pointing out someone on your fave show proposed? Way to put the pressure on! Hope he's an ex now since you heard about his banging another girl.
imright24 0
You're still calling him your boyfriend so YDI.
Nightstrike07 1
YDI for wasting his time blathering about bullshit like that and or hinting at marriage in the most retarded way possible, I hope you get bit by a brown recluse
Technus 0
What does wedding proposals have to do with him cheating on her or getting bit by a deadly spider?
CireSisselpud 0
I love you
Justincolon22 15
number 7 I agree some guys don't know what faithful is anymore.