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By llmd - 10/08/2010 04:30 - Canada

Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML

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By justmylife - 21/08/2010 04:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML

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Who's Christina?

By Beantown girl - 31/10/2011 00:58 - United States

Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML

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By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2018 14:30

Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML

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By apparentlyhesbusy - 23/11/2009 05:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2009 02:05 - United States

Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML

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By anonymous - 29/12/2009 01:21 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML

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By Ginger - 03/02/2009 17:43 - United States

Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML

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By Jess - 20/08/2019 14:00 - United States - Jacksonville

Today, I called my boyfriend. He answered with, "Hey, I'll call you back when this goes to commercial." FML

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Freeze_fml 16

Tuesday 10 August 2010 11:59

Cheaters deserve to die.

cathy0x 3

Tuesday 10 August 2010 12:09

maybe he went somewhere with his mates that his mum wouldnt approve of, and said he was going out with you to cover?

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foshobabe96 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 5:54

*cough*cough* Douche

Ann_jiong 0

Monday 16 August 2010 9:28

why i saw so many stories like this, so many boys so bad?

BrotherThomas 0

Monday 16 August 2010 16:34

he could have been lying to his mom and saying he was with you so he could go smoke weed with his friends. that's what I do all the time

capcom1116 0

Monday 16 August 2010 21:51

its entirely possible that his mom thought that one of his friends was a girlfriend

kolk777 10

Tuesday 7 December 2010 17:09

Creepy, cuz I'm from Ontario, and my name is Chris. lol FYL.

automan123 0

Tuesday 11 January 2011 20:31

good grief, ball baby. its only been 4 1/2 months???? my fiance of three years told me that she would rather marry my bestman for our wedding.

CannibalQueen15 5

Monday 11 July 2011 10:29

awwh:( lame. Dont assume things, ask him about it. its probably a misunderstanding.

tutuluzer5968 0

Tuesday 27 September 2011 19:10

You Do know his mother could've gotten confused? It could just be a female friend. Also 4 1/2 months? Not a big deal. YDI for jumping to conclusions

dhiran_singh 16

Sunday 4 December 2011 6:03

Well, it's time you knew...

MaryPoppins88 14

Tuesday 20 December 2011 19:55

Are you sure he knew you were his girlfriend?

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Who's Christina?

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