Today, I called my boyfriend just to hear his voice since I haven't seen him in a while. His mom picked up and said "Chris isn't here right now, he's with his girlfriend. Do you want to leave him a message." We've been dating for 4 and a half months now. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, after we got home from the doctor's office, my mom checked the voicemail. Loud and clear, we both heard my boyfriend's break-up message. My parents had already forbidden me from dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I was using my boyfriend's phone to call my mom. A text message arrived from "Christina" that said, "Just put the kids to bed, come over." He swears they're only work buddies, but refuses to tell her he has a girlfriend, to avoid making things weird at work. We've been together two years. FML
Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and a woman answered. Turns out, she's also his girlfriend. She broke up with me on his behalf. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year invited me over to dinner at his house. Before leaving, I called him to let him know I was on my way. Just as he begins to tell me he'll call me back, I hear another girl in the background say, "Why don't you just tell her you're busy?" FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text saying to call him. When I did, it went straight to voicemail. It was a recording of him breaking up with me. He broke up with me over the phone, without even talking to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, I realized it's been 5 days since my boyfriend last answered the phone when I called. Two weeks ago, he told me he used to break up with his girlfriends in a very juvenile way. He doesn't answer their phone calls. FML
Today, I called back a number I'd recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was my boyfriend's fiancée's number. I've been with him four years, he's been with her for six. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Cheaters deserve to die.
cathy0x 3
maybe he went somewhere with his mates that his mum wouldnt approve of, and said he was going out with you to cover?
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Comments (141)
apefaceddog 0
YDI for calling "to hear his voice." Do you see other people calling to hear his voice? Learn your place.
dusthawg 4
no Selena Lego isn't here yet but annoying trollz is
alexandra7_fml 0
he could've lied to his mom and told him he was going to be with his "girlfriend" but was actually with friends..
cheerforlife18 0
Uhh 4 1/2 months isn't very long at all.. Just move on if you think he's cheating on you!
taltamir 6
maybe he lied to his mom, saying "mom, I am going out with my girlfriend" and instead went to do drugs or something...
apefaceddog 0
And why would that be any better?
BitterLoser 0
haha no i did, i just knew there was no way for me to win :D
BitterLoser 0
haha no i did, i just knew there was no way for me to win :D
BrandiG 0
dump him please
ViciousLily 0
maybe you should of asked if you`d be the only girlfriend in the relationship when you guys started dating
melonsmasherrr 0
:(