Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, "Lacey? Is that you?" I accidentally called my dad. FML
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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said, "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw." It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parents' house and forgot his phone. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML
Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
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Top comments
Yeow 0
Oh dear, always check who you're calling before engaging in risky behavior!
Morokea 0
Ugh FYL. D: I would've pretended I was somebody else.
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Comments (128)
alex_vik 1
Why in the hell would you do that in the first place? If my girlfriend did that I'd dump her right there.
lunaticsol 0
You'd break up with a girl for talking dirty to you? I think you seriously need to re-evaluate your sexuality...
lyndis_fml 0
I'd break up with a girl who called me when I was hanging out with friends and started talking dirty. How awkward is it to get an erection while watching a football game? I'd rather have a woman who knows her place and doesn't speak unless spoken to.
alex_vik 1
I'm normally busy, so if she randomly called me to just talk dirty, she'd be wasting my time.
JillianDramatic 1
Lacey is my dog's name.
kira1kira 0
I woulda been like "Lacey? this is Jane. sry wrong #."
thatonekid2010 0
YDI for having a dad AND a boyfriend.
mezochan 29
You can't recognize your own dad's voice? YDI.
tranekfny 0
ydi. hoes these days
Stevieebabyy 0
FYL. I have the same issue. My dad and my boyfriend Devon "Devyy" are next to each other and I always say,"Babe, I need you so much" and my dad is like, "What?!"
commenter2 0
just pretend your someone else and don't know what he's talking about
TheAmazing_fml 0
My names Lacey too!!
College_Aphro 3
How do you not know the difference btwn your bf's voice and your dad's voice? YDI for not being attentive.