Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, "Lacey? Is that you?" I accidentally called my dad. FML
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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said, "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw." It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parents' house and forgot his phone. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML
Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
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Top comments
Yeow 0
Oh dear, always check who you're calling before engaging in risky behavior!
Morokea 0
Ugh FYL. D: I would've pretended I was somebody else.
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Comments (128)
Gefangene 0
Wow, #66 and #68 are stupid. #66, a woman who knows their place? I think that their place is wherever the **** they want it to be. Just because your anatomy dangles and theirs doesnt does not make you superior, sorry buddy. #68, it's skanky to talk to your lover like you would talk to a lover.....hmm...yea, that's logical? I think it's called being human actually, but maybe your just a prude.
beethoven_fml 0
omg F. Y. L.
DeathShad0 1
Should of played it off...but no, of course you didn't.
cefarix 5
"of"? That doesn't even make sense...
Myzyri 0
I call bullshit.
christopherlove 0
I just noticed the buttons have changed to "I agree, your life sucks" and "You *totally* deserve it." When did this happen?
Caayouteepie 0
I noticed that too
BakaNekoGato 0
what's wrong with the name Lacey?
rustyrox 0
haha very awkward! what dud you do next??!
rustyrox 0
Go Gefangene! I concur!
bass1989 0
lol, yeah it happens, just the other day i called my gf when i meant to call my dad
olisykes_ 0
ROFL! That would have been a real FML.