Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, "Lacey? Is that you?" I accidentally called my dad. FML
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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said, "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw." It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parents' house and forgot his phone. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML
Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
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Top comments
Yeow 0
Oh dear, always check who you're calling before engaging in risky behavior!
Morokea 0
Ugh FYL. D: I would've pretended I was somebody else.
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Comments (128)
anniemeece 23
Wow, that's really awkward! D: I've got to agree with #21 , though. xD Things could be worse.
wutupbruh 0
ydi for having a dad. bitch.
redbluegreen 41
Girls really need to stop calling their boyfriends 'daddy'.
rallets 23
**** that
rallets 23
since my comment was moderated.. **** that
Tsukasa_fml 0
I think you kinda missed the point of moderation.
redbluegreen 41
I'm making a joke...
midgetgerbil 0
Lmao! Ouch that sucks. But seriously, all u had to do was say u were some1 else.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Yeah, seriously? You should have checked your phone to see who you were calling. I ALWAYS make sure I'm calling the right person so I don't make embarrassing mistakes like that. YDI for being an idiot and deciding not to look. He probably had Caller ID too, so that sucks twice as bad. Like someone else said, "It could have been worse." You don't get my sympathy. Sorry. :]
xavierdevoy 0
You shame Slipknot you bitch
lobby0ne 0
Mega ackward!
MegaPopTart 0
you winner.
ArthursLifeSucks 2
x2 for knowing what it was you said.
CodeMan16 0
it makes me wonder who moderates these comments when a comment like #25 doesnt get moderated but a comment like #27 does