Today, I called my boyfriend and when he answered, I said the dirtiest thing I could think of to him on the phone. After a long silence, I heard, "Lacey? Is that you?" I accidentally called my dad. FML
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Today, I was on the phone with my boyfriend. We were feeling a little naughty, so we started talking dirty. I was really into describing a sweaty sex scene, when I heard my dad cough. He had picked up the other house phone to make a call, and had heard it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said, "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw." It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parents' house and forgot his phone. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I had decided that I was ready to have sex with my boyfriend. So, I called him and told him how naughty I felt, only to realize that I had called my dad. FML
Today, I accidentally called my Dad “Babe” on the phone. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Today, after making love to my girlfriend, I realised that the phone was on the bed and because of the movements, it called my dad by itself. It went to voicemail. My dad will soon have all the details. FML
Today, while I was getting it on with my girlfriend I accidentally called out "Mom" instead of her name. FML
Today, my boyfriend accidentally called me from his pocket. I thought it would be funny to see what him and his friends were talking about. I laughed when I heard him talking about us fooling around until I realized it wasn't me. FML
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Yeow 0
Oh dear, always check who you're calling before engaging in risky behavior!
Morokea 0
Ugh FYL. D: I would've pretended I was somebody else.
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Comments (128)
StfuHomophoes 0
ha! i did this recently. i was meaning to call my girlfriend, but instead i called my foster mother. #1, i wasnt supposed to be on the phone. #2, you dont even want to know what i said! then she was like"...sunny?" so i stay silent. but she knew it was me. i was grounded FOREVER
sun_babe 0
And... Your name is Lacey. Congratulations.
RideTheCulture 0
laceys are usually hott.
fmlforealzman 0
And apparently really stupid?
xXmoses_rocksXx 0
I'm sorry but that was really dumb. I mean, most people check to see who their calling before they say something stupid. And I feel worse for your father. He must be shocked that his daughter of all people had called him and said something dirty to him. XD
emmexox 0
laceyy is like such a purtyy name(:
NoLimitOnLove 0
HEY!!! I have the same name!!! hahaha but my mom just saw this one and thought it was me >.< guess I got my own FML moment lmao
crazyt446 4
Lol my name isn't really Lacey. I decided I shouldn't put my real name on there. DIdn't want people to know it :P But it is a beautiful name lol. That sucked soooo bad! He won't even look me in the eye anymore! And I have to see him every day! I think he told my mom because she gives me dirty looks, too.
Lea_Lidocaine 0
oh dear, that is actually terrible, did it once, but to an ex, not a good plan.
Nightmenace 0
thats why u say hello first dumass and confirm who it is
popoman 0
You should have done what you said to him.
mrmango 0
Did you just graduate from high school? :P I might've gone to elementary with you.