Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML
Moist
Today, I went to go soak my dentures because I fell asleep wearing them last night, only to find that my boyfriend threw away the container they were in, thinking it was trash. FML
Can't see for shit
Today, I was out walking my dog. After he took a dump, I went to pick it up but my glasses fell right in his poop. I didn’t have tissue, just the plastic bag. FML
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Blurry time?
Today, I opened my new contact lenses for the first time in a month and accidentally dropped one, only to watch it disappear helplessly down the drain. Give a name to the situation. FML
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
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CrikOgresmasher 19
Looks like you *reaches for sunglasses*...Aww
longsock123 7
You must have gotten ripped off if you confused your sunglasses and the 3D glasses
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Comments (165)
viva_la_blondes 15
Yeah but now you can look at your boring, normal, 3D life with your amazing new 3D glasses and make it 6D!!!! ....Or it'll still just be 3D and you'll end up hurting your eyes... Yeah maybe don't try it.
cakefete2 31
No, you're math is wrong. You multiply, so it's 3d times 3d. Now OP can see in 9d squared.
Goblin182 27
No, its either 9d or 3d squared.
Rallred32 20
97, it's 9D squared. You multiply 3 by 3, then D by D. Then you would multiply both of those together.
viva_la_blondes 15
But ....but it was just a joke :(
ThrillJunkie 15
It is possible that if you go back to the theater someone may have turned them in....possible, not probable, but worth a shot. Good luck
samy_yo 12
nobody can turn them in when they're in a big recycle box of other glasses.
greencurtains74 11
22- whichever staff member is tasked with cleaning them for the next movie hopefully would have turned them in.
ThrillJunkie 15
That's exactly what I meant 77...glad someone understood :)
Blizztastic21 17
And that's why you don't buy $100 sunglasses.
Squeaky_Tomato 14
Prescription sunglasses generally cost that. Some people can't wear contact lenses so they have to fork over large amount of money for sunglasses.
jtthegr8 26
If you look at most peoples glasses, a majority of them cost at least $150. My brother has 3 pairs that were all about $250
paigexox0 37
This is gonna make me sound cheap but mine were $15.00...
glabberfasted 16
Any GOOD ones that actually protect your eyes, and not just shield the light, will cost a bit of money. My brother also has quite a few pairs that are $200+
greencurtains74 11
60- we use uv in class to kill microbes. I can tell you rhat uv will not penetrate anything solid and the tint on her cheap sunglasses is enough to protect her from the light damamge if they are tinted enough. price isn't a factor.
cakefete2 31
The only thing more expensive glasses do is cost more. Anything else is simply high quality marketing.
lizzy_r_b_94 18
Haha #55 not as cheap as me mine were $5
jroxs13 4
That's simply not true. They use polarized lenses so they actually block the UV rays.
Natetc13 6
My glasses cost $250, but they're prescription and have transitions lenses in them. Best glasses ever.
TheMathMajor 26
Yeah my sunglasses are $20 and they are polarized for UV protection. I understand paying $100+ if that includes prescription lenses, but other than that I completely don't understand expensive sunglasses. They are way too easy to lose or break to justify spending that much on them, and not to mention totally not worth that much money. At that point you're just paying for brand name.
claudia19801811 14
Nope, that's not true everyone in my family has them all our pairs are under £100 (not put together obviously) you live in USA? Americans have more money than English and you don't have NHS to make them cheaper and cheaper stuff normally works better unless it's electronic! And mine were £2.50
SauceySarah 30
Can't you go back to the theatre, explain to them what happened, and then retrieve your sunglasses?
Vagitarian1 10
That's what you get for going to mindless, stupid-ass 3D movies.
PenguinBitch 44
Awww. Has no one ever invited you out to the movies? Is that why you're so grumpy?
kingdomgirl94 29
Uh, MOST movies are offered in 3D now... bitter much?
A7XCamaro 19
I've been to a couple 3d movies, I haven't seen anything to make it better than 2d, definitely not worth the extra money, plus the glasses give me a headache.
koalabear_55 11
I will never understand why people spend so much money designer items
foxwasalamb 24
in your pic, do you dye your hair yourself or professionally?
jtthegr8 26
Brand name makes you sound cooler by society standards and rules
slyde32 12
are you trying to make her sound hypocritical if she professionally dies her hair because she can't understand why people would spend so much on sun glasses? even if she spent hundreds getting her hair done, it's not like she can lose her hair accidentally
cassbird09 12
Where are you going with that?
Lomus 24
I totally agree #18, get faces pulled at me when I say I buy a £10 jumper exactly the same as a £35 one, the difference being that it doesn't have someone else's name on it. Kinda reminds me of iPhones...
littlekellilee 45
People spend money on what they want. Some people buy cars, some buy gaming systems and games, some buy purses, and some buy sunglasses. If he had the means and that's what he enjoys, who are we to judge?
AllieCat21 21
Maybe they're prescription sunglasses.
Lomus 24
Yes, it's true that people spend money on what they want to spend money on, but it doesn't mean you should agree that it isn't pointless or stupid.
addioty 19
My prescription ones were $300, and they weren't because of "brand name". It was because my vision sucks. Please stop spewing bullshit.
Da_Case_10 8
Looks like you're going back to the movie theater.
XCrazyMofo2010X 17
Who would pay $100 for sunglasses? Just go back and ask for a search if you can.
glabberfasted 16
Someone who wants to keep their eyesight for a while?
addioty 19
Someone who has a prescription?
laden_swallow09 35
YDI for wasting $100 on suck-quality shades.
foxwasalamb 24
shit dude. maybe you could get them back