Can't see for shit

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 14:02

Today, I was out walking my dog. After he took a dump, I went to pick it up but my glasses fell right in his poop. I didn’t have tissue, just the plastic bag. FML
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I wish there was a word in the English language that could aptly describe the situation that this sounds like. I believe the French have the quaint phrase, "une situation de merde." That language has such je ne sais quoi!

I’ve heard of rose colored glasses, but this is the shittier version.

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I wish there was a word in the English language that could aptly describe the situation that this sounds like. I believe the French have the quaint phrase, "une situation de merde." That language has such je ne sais quoi!

put the glasses in the bag, and leave the poop

I’ve heard of rose colored glasses, but this is the shittier version.