Today, I brought home my 3D glasses after a movie. I had a laugh about it until I realized that I put my $100 sunglasses in the recycle box outside of the theatre instead. FML
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Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML
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Today, I was out walking my dog. After he took a dump, I went to pick it up but my glasses fell right in his poop. I didn’t have tissue, just the plastic bag. FML
Today, I went to a movie with my boyfriend. In the lobby, I asked why the glasses were not working. I said, "Do they only work inside the theater?" My boyfriend replied, "3-D glasses just work inside the movie, everything else in the World is pretty much 3-D." FML
Today, I made a half-hour bike ride to the movie store, only to realize I'd forgotten my money. I made the ride back home, grabbed my money, went back to the store, paid, then made a second ride home. I got home exhausted, and opened the case. They gave me the wrong movie. FML
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Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, I couldn't find my reading glasses, thinking perhaps i'd dropped them outside, I stepped off my deck bare foot, straight into a steaming dog turd. Only to see my glasses chewed up a few feet away. It went between my toes. FML
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CrikOgresmasher 19
Looks like you *reaches for sunglasses*...Aww
longsock123 7
You must have gotten ripped off if you confused your sunglasses and the 3D glasses
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Comments (165)
Blancos4lyf 4
Looks like you *puts on 3d sunglasses* lost your glasses. Nothing else
jazzmin1997 16
Why would you have your sunglasses out in a theatre? Seems to me that mixing them up is pretty hard... :p
crazymono13 3
but now you can see IN 3D!!!!
ZTPartin 17
Why would pay a hundred bucks for sunglasses?
PikaFruit 6
Pretty sure that's some hilarious form of karma
LoveNnyl 23
"Who would spend $100 on glasses?" It's so frustrating how this FML has so many YDIs just for the price of the glasses. It's not wrong to have something expensive.
latteboy50 12
You can get them back, just go back to the theater and they will open the box for you if you tell them what happened.
Kiernan151 25
Honestly, I've had expensive sunglasses, and cheap sunglasses. I owed a $120 pair of raybans that was jo better than the $15 raybans I have now.
T1A2Z3 35
Why would you throw out the 3D glasses. Whenever I've got them you've had to pay for them so we always keep them for next time.