Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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Top comments
oh_dee 0
That's incredibly messed up...time to find new friends!
FerrariCake 2
You had no friends before. They're her friends, obviously. Grow a pair, find some self respect. If your "girlfriend" was "cheating" on you with so many other guys, then she wasn't your girlfriend. She was just some chick that you spent too much money on and wasted your time with while she screwed other guys.
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Comments (110)
MiseryAlice 0
Time to go make some new friends. they were prolly her friends pretending to be your friends only while you guys dated.
MiseryAlice 0
Are you sure the baby is yours?
jamisonbc 0
unless she cheated on you with three guys in one day, you deserve it. what kind of a chump gets back with a girl after they cheated on u
steph_kat 1
She was banging them.
Deathember 0
Kill 'em all
blastvortex 4
So would you rather have "friends" you constantly stab you in the back than no friends at all? You have very strange desires.
yanily 0
yea maybe you cheated on her with more girls!!!!!!
gpstyne 0
clearly they were banging her
frostie 0
whatthewhat? their not really your friends, just a bunch of **** sucking assholes , who should have more sense and morals to choose the correct side. Your the one who needs a party to be cheered up cause shes the one who cheated on you. But just ask them why they chose her over you before you cut them out of your life.
lawllercoasters 0
vandalize ALL of their cars im talking like cover the whole car in duct tape, shove 3 potatoes in the tailpipe, loosen all the lugnuts, and put gay pride stickers on the back.