Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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oh_dee 0
That's incredibly messed up...time to find new friends!
FerrariCake 2
You had no friends before. They're her friends, obviously. Grow a pair, find some self respect. If your "girlfriend" was "cheating" on you with so many other guys, then she wasn't your girlfriend. She was just some chick that you spent too much money on and wasted your time with while she screwed other guys.
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lawllercoasters 0
Also, get window chalk and write **** YOU on every window of her house
startafire 0
I had a boyfrend and friends like that... now I don't! Things are better now, you'll see. Get a new girl who isn't a ***** and new friends who are actually your friends. At least you won't be wasting time with those people now that you know where their loyalties lie.
jkcmutch 0
ouch. i know how ya feel man, my ex cheated on me with 4 different guys. a good way to deal with it is to drink. a lot. haha. and i'm sure you have other friends besides the ones that hang with that ***** ex of yours! party with them!
Ninjaface 0
So before she was only able to screw four guys (including you), but now that she's single all of your friends are throwing her a "party" that'll ultimately become a gang bang. I'm not sure where you're getting the "pity" part from; your breaking up with her sounds like the best thing to happen to her in years!
ladiesman14 0
boohoo get over it. be friends with benefits for life. ex's who are ***** and ho's are awesome.
Megantilby 0
that would suck
RaidenXS 0
would suck or does suck?
arcxjo 3
3 guys at once = you had shitty friends 3 separate occasions = ydi, you naïve dumbass
Erindub 0
I just got dumped too. This sucks : (
quascadL 0
If i were u i wouldnt trust cheating on the first guy.
COBRAMORPH 0
YDI. Most women nowadays are ******.