Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
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Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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oh_dee 0
That's incredibly messed up...time to find new friends!
FerrariCake 2
You had no friends before. They're her friends, obviously. Grow a pair, find some self respect. If your "girlfriend" was "cheating" on you with so many other guys, then she wasn't your girlfriend. She was just some chick that you spent too much money on and wasted your time with while she screwed other guys.
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HumptyHump 0
You should have dumped her after you found out about the 1st guy. YDI for staying with her that long.
sportsnut 0
YDI for being so lame that your GF had to cheat on you to add some excitement to her life
whatthewhat_09 0
Yeah I guess it could partly be my fault, but then again she just loves men and flirts with any that she comes in contact with.
whatthewhat_09 0
OP here. Let me clear some stuff up. It wasn't 3 guys at the same time. She cheated on me about 2 years ago with a guy and I found out and we broke up. Then after she came back to me we got together again because we have a 7 year old son together. Then recently she was acting suspicious but wouldn't come clean when I asked her, so I snooped a bit and found out that she cheated on me with another guy about a year after the first. With the 3rd guy I never got concrete proof of her infidelity but because of the way she was acting she must have been cheating, it was the same way she was acting when she cheated the first time. So I broke up with her as soon as I found out. All of our friends were originally my friends until I introduced them to her. But of course she went and talked a bunch of crap to everyone and now I'm the bad guy. I don't need "friends" like that anyway. Hope that makes it more clear for everyone.
drkwlf 0
.. Then you deserved it for being with someone that you know cheated on you.
I_am_stupid_also 6
They've got a son together, you moron, of course he forgave her and tried again. But she is a ***** and his friends like a *****. Time to learn how to make better friends.
wh4t3v3R 0
That sucks a lot. Dividing up friends sucks every time and it's never fair, but if they are prone to believe the crap of someone who has cheated 3times, maybe the next group won't be so dumb.
drkwlf 0
Mmhm. Having a son together totally is a great excuse to try again after she cheated, and put him through it again, right? Maybe she gave him AIDS from her after she cheated but you'll call me a moron and say it's not his fault because he gave it another go 'cause they had a kid together. You're the moron here, bud.
I_am_stupid_also 6
True, he should get her tested and make sure his own shots are up to date, but if her behavior was not enough to offend their mutual "friends" then it is unlikely to be enough for a seven year old to not want to have his natural mother in the family.
whatthewhat_09 0
Excuse me for trying to have a family....and thanks for your concern about me getting AIDS. Thankfully I'm clean.
snowgun10 0
Clear! FYL
krut 0
YDI for not realizing that the same "friends" that are throwing her a pity party, are the same dudes banging your chick. Can't turn a hoe into a housewife, pimp.
sarcdude 3
My heart goes out to you, OP.
zelinda_fml 0
Girls who cheat are easy to get inside. Sorry, bro, but there's only one reason they're flocking to her after this breakup. If you're desperate enough for friends, they'll probably come back once they conquer/strike out with her.
CrystalAdams 0
Wow, that is horrible! :( I'm so sorry you had to go through that, need to find new friends and a new gf!
Mortanious 0
FYL What the **** man?! Get some new friends, and dude you were still with her after 2 guys; you should have ******* kicked her in the **** after the first. Partially it is your fault, but still I would seriously look fir other people to hang out with. They who threw her a pitty party are just as much of cunting pricks as she is.
Trebie 6
I... Didn't think people actually threw "Pity Parties". Except as a joke or something. Did these friends know that she cheated on you even once? Maybe that should have come up.