Embarrassing, Cars and Transportation: Stranger danger

Stranger danger

By 1 Giant Cupcake - 07/03/2009 00:09 - United States

Today, I drove to Bank of America to deposit money. Upon returning to my car I saw some new scratches on the front. I kicked and rubbed it to try and get rid of it. Then I notice someone in the car staring at me in bewilderment. I'd parked 2 spaces away. We have the same car. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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By Mayshod - 03/05/2011 12:04

Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML

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By GuiltByTenuousAssociation - 01/03/2010 13:17 - United States

Today, I parked and noticed a car that was identical to mine across from me. I thought it was an amusing coincidence until I came back to find both cars trashed. At least the vandal realized their mistake and left a note saying, "You deserve it for having the same car as that cheater, asshole!" FML

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By immunizations - 11/12/2010 07:40 - Canada

Today, while parking my car, I accidentally bumped into the car in front of me, making a small, barely noticeable dent. I felt bad, wrote an apology note, and stuck it on his windshield. An hour later, he replied by keying the entire right side of my car. FML

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By Fender bender - 10/09/2022 05:30 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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Get off my hood

By Anonymous - 03/01/2016 23:00 - United States - Kennett Square

Today, I was at work, a grocery store, and my manager came up to me while I was on my lunch break. He told me that a customer said someone in the parking lot had been loitering around the cars. I went outside to investigate and saw a drunk man pooping on the front of a car. That car was mine. FML

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Throw the bill at the kid. Do it.

By Deadmeat - 12/09/2017 04:29

Today, I was really excited that I'd made it the two weeks I'd borrowed my mother-in-law's new car without putting a scratch on it. I got off work to discover a customer's child throwing rocks in the parking lot. They cracked the windshield. FML

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By parkingisawesome - 06/05/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2011 06:27 - United States

Today, I drove to buy new sneakers to work out and lose weight. Coming out of the store, I saw someone had parked too close to me. I had to beg a stranger to back my car out for me, because no matter how I tried, I couldn't get into the driver's seat. FML

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sunsetxcrash 3

Saturday 7 March 2009 10:19

...If you saw scratches on the car, why the hell were you kicking it, anyway?

Burnt_Sugar 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 10:09

I've done exactly that before. I once even opened a car and sat in the driver's seat before realizing it wasn't my car.... Just the same model and color (and apparently same key, too). Oooops.

Comments

Claeric 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 9:46

How did this get past the moderators? Usually they ignore things that, yknow, aren't worth posting. Oh god, what a terrible life you have! You accidentally inspected the wrong car! ;-; Boo-freaking-hoo.

neonoodle 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 9:47

how did you not remember where you parked after probably less than a minute in the bank?

RoryStorm239 0

Friday 2 April 2010 3:59

why would he KICK the scratches??

rawr_iliketacos 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 2:40

What? You dont kick scratches? I do. All the time, It's the only effective way. That stuff Billy Mays makes doesnt work for shit.

kobra33 17

Sunday 30 March 2014 0:56

I forget where I parked my car the second I park it

michanelle 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 10:00

just walk up and explain?

Brox_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 10:00

I've been there. I actually called people because I couldn't get into my car one day at work, went back out to wait for them and realized the car I'd left my bottle of water on was parked a few spaces away from my car

Sebastian_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 10:09

This doesn't deserve to go here on FML. It deserves to be on failblog.org.

Burnt_Sugar 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 10:09

I've done exactly that before. I once even opened a car and sat in the driver's seat before realizing it wasn't my car.... Just the same model and color (and apparently same key, too). Oooops.

sunsetxcrash 3

Saturday 7 March 2009 10:19

...If you saw scratches on the car, why the hell were you kicking it, anyway?

matticus27 14

Wednesday 10 April 2013 18:49

That's how you get rid of scratches, and wake fainted people.

corocoro 30

Saturday 17 August 2013 16:30

Because just like in MMOs, hitting stuff is the magical fix-it-all.

kissmyass_fml 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 10:21

hahahahahaahahahha dumbass

KFabery 0

Saturday 7 March 2009 10:26

Any sane person would explain the situation, and any other sane person would see your identical car two spots away and have a little laugh about a silly, harmless situation.