Today, I broke up with my girlfriend because I couldn't trust her after cheating on me with 3 guys. Our friends are sad about it so they're throwing her a pity party. Now I'm single and I have no friends. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after finding out my parents are divorced. Same reason my last three girlfriends broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that her ex cheated on her when they were together, so she pegged all men the same, saying she was done with relationships, and didn't care if she hurt me or not. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy by text. I felt so betrayed, I stupidly tried to hurt her by replying that I'd been cheating on her all along with a hot babe. Turned out the dumping text was actually a prank by her friend. Now I'm single and everyone thinks I'm a cheater. FML
Today, my psycho ex crashed a date with my girlfriend. She acted like we were still together and made a big show of dumping me for cheating on her. My actual girlfriend bought it hook line and sinker. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years dumped me. I was really depressed, so a couple of my friends came over to take me out to a club to cheer me up. My ex was there, partying with his friends. He came up to me and my friends, and asked my friend if she wanted to hang out sometime. She said yes. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
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oh_dee 0
That's incredibly messed up...time to find new friends!
FerrariCake 2
You had no friends before. They're her friends, obviously. Grow a pair, find some self respect. If your "girlfriend" was "cheating" on you with so many other guys, then she wasn't your girlfriend. She was just some chick that you spent too much money on and wasted your time with while she screwed other guys.
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rockstarK9 0
WTF? What the hell did she tell your friends?! That's way ****** up man, sorry.
fnyunj 3
Very sad. Of course her "friends" sided with her. They want to get laid too. They think they have a chance. She learned a long time ago that this is what "flirting" and being a ***** buys her. Guess what; in 5 years, after she has dated, and cheated on all of them, she'll be on to a different group of "friends"; I guarantee it. I know the type. Sorry she stuck you with a kid. She did that on purpose, you KNOW it. You are nothing but money and sperm to her. No matter what she says. She may have a conscience, but she's WAY too far gone to ever listen to it. No real difference between that and a psychopath - other than the crying-act is much more convincing. When someone cheats once, and confesses, is sorry, makes it up to their partner, and never does it again, that's okay. Hurts, but you get over it. But when someone cheats over and over like this - these people don't change. Ever. They are messed-up in the head. She manipulates your emotions and your reality by controlling the truth she deems you're "allowed" to know. Unfortunately - your kid will also be seriously messed up, being raised by her. None of this is your fault. She is a predator, you were her prey. Take your time, to get through this. Make it your personal rule, to NEVER date a cheater, or someone who cheated in the past, or someone who blames their mistakes on others. You are FAR better off being alone, than being with a manipulative abusive *****, or people who condone or approve her behavior. For the record, I have nothing against multiple partner sex, if that's what you're into, and if people are open and honest about what they do. I'm just saying, cheaters are liars. Liars are cowards. This stuff can get you killed.
n0lovesongs 0
Your display name had better be a reference to 30 Rock.
whatthewhat_09 0
I want to go to there
avfcfan89 0
whatever happen to the statement bros before hoes? unless, they are trying to score with her. No guy should ever throw a pity party for a girl, just so unmanly.
khung835 6
no she cheated on you with FOUR guys. she forgot to tell you about me :D
FoundManyLemons 0
On the upside, they weren't real friends anyway? FYL
TheOtherNewest1 6
You let her cheat twice before realizing it? FYL, but YDI.
teiso_fml 0
That sucks. You did the right thing, though, and don't juts assume you "have no friends" just yet. If they were both your friends, just because they tried to cheer her up, won't necessarily mean they aren't still going to be friends with you. It's just because you're the one that broke up, sure it's because of what she did, but friends don't necessarily know the whole story.
magenkyo 0
ydi for sticking around one time and you are out
larcenousturco 0
YDI for not dumping her after she cheated on u the first time.