Today, I broke my arm, and posted a picture of my X-ray on Facebook to show everyone how bad the break is. Nobody even asked me if I was OK. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I fell down the stairs. Lying on my back in extreme pain, I called my mom for help. When she came over, she said I looked like a dead bug, took a picture and posted it on Facebook. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and broke my arm. I went into hospital to get it put in a cast, but still went into school afterwards. I got written up for truancy because I didn't have a doctor's note. The cast was still on my arm. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I broke my arm because my fucking ass friend pushed me off the stairs, and while I was in pain and was screaming, no one helped me. The worst part is that it happened at school. FML
Today, my doctor called and asked me when I could have my broken hand x-rayed again. I said the ER staff had told me it was a bad sprain over two weeks ago. I'm now in a full cast, and have to have my partially healed bones re-broken. There goes my summer. FML
Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I blacked out going up a roller coaster. Instead of helping me, my friend took pictures of my face and posted them on Facebook. FML
Today, at a party that was pretty big, I thought it would be funny to photobomb a photo. In doing so, I slipped over and snapped my arm in. I may now have to get surgery. The good thing is I made a hell of a photobomb. FML
Today, I was sitting on park bench eating a sandwich when suddenly the bench broke and I fell and broke my arm. FML
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Top comments
narrowords 18
The question is... What else have you posted on Facebook for attention?
melbournearsenal 18
Obviously your not ok, you broke your arm !
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Comments (268)
icain212 0
Get more friends
Jen1030 0
HAHA **** YOU BITCH
goq0123 6
It sucks that you broke your arm,but quit whining. Desperation for attention doesn't look good on anybody.
tommygun93 2
Well yeah, obivously you're ok enough to post on facebook and fmylife. It's a broken arm, you're not dead. Geeze
loginword123 0
Attention *****
goq0123 6
Probably because this is another one f the many times you've posted things on Facebook to fuel your self pity via attention. Get over it,it happens.
udeserveditbro69 0
Omfg, your Obviously a ******* attention ***** and everyone is sick of you. Just stop trying
Akumie 6
Are you okay?
maggieandangus 8
I broke my arm and put up a pic of the x-ray and tons of people asked me if I was okay. But to be honest I wasn't very flattered because it's not much fun typing "Yeah I'm fine, thanks for asking." like ten bigillion times! But anyway, hope you are okay :)
swag_unicorn 4
calm the hell down