Love: Not cool

Not cool

By oprahahaha - 02/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my sister had set up. When I arrived at the coffeeshop, I approached a man waiting by the counter, asking if his name was Tim (my date's name). He looked at me and said no and then left with a drink clearly labeled "Tim" in bold letters. FML

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Classic blunder

By Jake404 - 10/07/2023 00:02 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date that my friend set up at a coffee shop. I arrived early, feeling nervous but excited. As I sat waiting, I noticed a person waving at me from across the room. I smiled and waved back, only to realize that they were actually waving at someone behind me. My date never showed up. FML

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Classic playa move

By lifesux - 31/12/2009 17:33 - United States

Today, I had a blind date. When I arrived at our meeting place, I spotted my date, because he was the only one in the bar wearing a nametag. I walked up to him and asked, "Are you John?" He responded, "That depends. Are you Jen?" When I said yes he said, "Then no," and left. FML

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Tonight, on Blind Dates…

By dateless - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I went on a blind date. He took one look at me and said, "Well, we might as well get a drink anyway." FML

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Let's not do this again

By Krissy - 12/10/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

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By Tiffosaur - 04/01/2013 06:12 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date. As soon as my date saw me walking towards him, he checked his watch and said, "Oops, wrong place." Then walked right past me. FML

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Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, I went on a blind date that my best friend had set up for me. When I arrived, I introduced myself and we sat at the table. After we ordered our food, he asked the waiter for some crayons and a kid's menu, and colored for the half hour before our food came. He didn't talk to me at all. FML

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By single - 20/10/2013 23:21 - United States

Today, I met up on a blind date. He took a phone call one drink in and said he had to leave because he didn't know it was his buddy's birthday, and they were having a party without him. I offered to split the bill and put out a $20. He got up, unlocked the bicycle behind us and rode off. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2012 19:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML

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Oh no…

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

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Zic_fml 7

Monday 2 March 2009 13:09

Needless to say, blind dates aren't really the most convenient way to get off.

Paigeth 0

Monday 2 March 2009 13:25

You could've gone to Tim Hortons. ( :

Comments

King_of_Kings 3

Monday 2 March 2009 12:25

That jerk deserves to be slammed with a sledgehammer!

kissmyass_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 12:25

omg thats really FYL

Zic_fml 7

Monday 2 March 2009 13:09

Needless to say, blind dates aren't really the most convenient way to get off.

last_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 13:13

Harsh one. What an ass.

Paigeth 0

Monday 2 March 2009 13:25

You could've gone to Tim Hortons. ( :

majorfacepalm 3

Monday 26 September 2011 0:06

YA!!!

Jade_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 13:33

hmm yeah that's what i was thinking..coffee shop...Tim Hortons...

incognito_fml 0

Monday 2 March 2009 14:15

hah, just like that episode of the office

AlienMind 0

Monday 2 March 2009 14:42

Maybe he was just the dude who stole Tim's coffee.

BJsSUCKandImAMan 1

Friday 25 December 2009 0:52

That is what I was thinking. I also find it funny how many Tim Horton's comments there are on here. YAY To the Canadian coffee shops taking American money woooooo!!!!!!