Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML
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Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, my Mom came to pay me a short visit at college. She handed me some flowers, which were a Valentine's Day gift, because she "figured I wouldn't be getting any from anyone else this year." FML
Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, a guy left flowers on my doorstep. I got home to find my dad claiming he bought them for my mum. I told my parents they were mine, they laughed in my face. FML
Today, after spending $120 to have a bouquet of flowers delivered to my mom, she called to complain that I had forgotten about her for Mother's day, but also praise my sister for apparently receiving my flowers I sent at the door and passing them off as hers. FML
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Today, I bought flowers with my groceries at the grocery store. After the cashier scanned them, he handed them back to me so they wouldn't get crushed in my cart. It was then that I realized he's the first man to ever hand me flowers. FML
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Top comments
Speech_fml 0
Yet another embarrassing moment that could have been averted by "strangers keeping their baseless assumptions to themselves by shutting their damn mouths"
whatwhat 0
She was probably just laughing at herself for assuming it was your mom.
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Comments (35)
SookMauNoots 0
WHAT IN THE ****!?!
Ub3r_Crippl3 0
I agree with everyone else, this is in no way an FML. Get off the Internet, this isn't sad nor funny.
Fml37 0
What the ****!? Why the **** do people make such baseless ******* assumptions? How rude and utterly disrespectful of the cashier.
xXlolololXx 0
LOL @ 13!! So when you said it was for a girl you like she laughed and said sorry for assuming they were for your mom. You're a ******* idiot for assuming otherwise. DEFFINETLY NOT AN FML
RainbowGecko 0
guys... the girl probably passed away... since it says "liked"
anna15243 6
or he doesn't like her anymore? or any any other bright ideas? think a little before commenting
FMLJFL 5
Anna, you should think. What kind of guy buys flowers for a girl he used to like???
ActionFearo 39
He's just keeping everything in the same tense.
WingZero88 0
it could be the little shit is fat and ugly so she laughed cuz she knew flowers wouldnt even work HA FYL little dude
bowlingman157 0
she probly just ment sorry i thought these were for your mom....
gettingbetter20 4
hey! don't deny it when u were twelve i'm sure u wanted it too... lol I know I did...
tminihan 0
same here 27
fjretsel 1
so what?????? damn!! you must write 10000 fmls a day to be riled up over such a trivial issue like this.