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This situation sounds like it's going to get hairy.
That also means you can get crabs from them if they have it, ****** gross as hell
Herpes too!!
Well it's a good thing no one's asking you
I'm not sure if this comment was a terrible pun, or an attempt at being funny...
Being a clean freak myself with people I don't know, I can feel your disgust OP. Items that are not often used (like your trimmer) should be stored somewhere if you're living with someone you don't know or who have visitors like that often. Personally, I'd consider getting a toothbrush cover as well.
living with someone you don't know? scary
Go buy a new one and hide it for your use. Dip the cutting edges of the old one in capsaicin oil before he comes over. Hilarity shall ensue.
#5: Pardon me if I'm just an idiot, but what is that and what would it do?
#17, Capsaicin is an active component of chili peppers, which are plants belonging to the genus Capsicum. It is an irritant for mammals, including humans, and produces a sensation of burning in any tissue with which it comes into contact.
A purely evil plan there #5... I like the way you think.
Wait... isn't there an OTC cream called Capsaicin? I think it's for pain relief. Don't know if I'd try it with this information!
where would you get capsaicin in pure form (as the powder) or dissolved in oil from? Except doing some hexane extraction and then subsequent destillation or something.
Christ, I've been meaning to get a friend with benefits myself, but my teeth are so screwed up, none of my current friends want to cover dental. I have no health issues in case anybody wants to cover medical, though!
I feel as though you're struggling to get a friend with benefits because of more than just your dental hygiene...
It took me way too long to get your joke but that was actually brilliant!
Fine, #12, I actually have a couple health issues (fuzzy pancreas and grumpy appendix), but they're pretty minor and in NO way make the cost of being my medical friend with benefits prohibitive… so if anybody wants to snag that position, it's still open…
6 is struggling to get a friend with benefits because they all can't help but falling for him. As for 12 however...
12- *woosh* Hear that? Thats the sound of the joke going right over your head!
you really are stupid aren't you
I hate when people use things that are not theirs. Especially to do some nasty shit like that, it's inconsiderate and dumb as hell. Just buy a new one OP, or tell him too. Also, tell that fool to keep his hands off your things.
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Really? You don't like it when people use your things when they aren't supposed to? I LOVE it when people use my things without asking.
I don't understand. Shouldn't the FWB guy take care of that BEFORE coming over? It's obviously been going on awhile, so the guy knows he's going to be having sex while he's there, you'd think he'd already have taken care of that.
Just give it to him and get a new one. Gross!
Give it to him and have him pay for a replacement.
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Go buy a new one and hide it for your use. Dip the cutting edges of the old one in capsaicin oil before he comes over. Hilarity shall ensue.
I hate when people use things that are not theirs. Especially to do some nasty shit like that, it's inconsiderate and dumb as hell. Just buy a new one OP, or tell him too. Also, tell that fool to keep his hands off your things.