Love: Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused...

By drebel - 09/03/2011 22:27 - United States

Today, I bought my fiancée a dress for her birthday. She accused me of saying she was fat, because I bought it in medium rather than small. After trying on the dress, she's now not only mad at me for buying it, but also because the dress fits perfectly. FML

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You deserved it 4 548

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Same thing different taste

By middleagednurse - 14/01/2015 17:49 - United States - Miami

Today, my husband bought me XL pajamas for my birthday. I got really angry, telling him that's obviously not my size. I tried them on just to show him how ridiculous they look. They fit. FML

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By mysea8679 - 12/06/2013 22:09 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, whilst trying on wedding dresses with my mom, she told me that I looked fat and awful in the dress I liked. When I told her how hurtful she was being, she told me that I should be grateful that she told me what she thought instead of laughing at me behind my back. FML

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Honesty

By bridezilla - 31/12/2014 07:47 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was trying on wedding dresses with my future sister-in-law who is a little bigger than me. We tried on a similar dress and she said it looked better on me because I'm skinny. Instead of saying, 'No way' or 'It looks great on you', I accidentally said 'Yeah, I know'. FML

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You tried at least

By oreosaretoocool - 05/12/2016 19:10 - United Kingdom - Cardenden

Today, I finally gave my mum an expensive designer dress I spent months saving to buy for her as she had been very depressed. However she has gained so much weight from stress eating she ripped it when trying to put it on, and now won't talk to me because, "I wanted to make her feel fat". FML

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Poor excuse

By worstwaytodumpagirl - 28/12/2013 22:34 - United Kingdom - Harrow

Today, my boyfriend bought me a pair of jeans. I couldn't fit into them, and he reacted to this by saying I've gotten too fat for him, and he can't be with me anymore. I took them off and saw they were a size 4. I've been a size 8 for the past 2 years, and he knows this. FML

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Neverending cycle

By Eiblake13 - 07/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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Quite the catch

By Ms. Piggy - 02/03/2014 19:09 - United States - Clarksville

Today, I was shopping for dresses when my fiancé turned into what I can only call a groomzilla. He told me and my maid of honor that we need to lose weight because he's not "paying all this money for a pair of fatties to not look good." FML

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By Angelica - 26/05/2011 03:19 - Canada

Today, I finally got the wedding dress I've been waiting months to see. It turns out that my mom ordered the dress 2 sizes smaller than my size, this way it will be "an incentive to lose weight". FML

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So romantic…

By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 05:00

Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML

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You deserved it 148

By Anonymous - 12/12/2010 20:32 - United Kingdom

Today, after months of dieting, I finally reached my goal weight. Excitedly I told my boyfriend, who gave me a beautiful dress as an early Christmas present. It was a size too small. FML

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AmberlovesJb 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 8:55

Since when is a medium bad?

stephyloo 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 8:53

girl logic lol

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inevality 12

Thursday 10 March 2011 11:55

Since when was a medium fat? .-.

JGoD24 5

Thursday 10 March 2011 12:00

Damm your life sucks. Are you sure this is who you want to marry?

sunnysurfchick 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 12:27

yeah 10th graders can be like that.

paintball2012 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 12:34

dump her now or endure a life of hell.

SAgirl 13

Thursday 10 March 2011 12:37

Just cant please some women, nomater what you do it will never be good enough for them. Sorry to hear your fiancée is such a drama queen.

Cenobyte 10

Thursday 10 March 2011 12:43

#67 If that is your experience with all women, then you either don't know a lot of women or you have very poor taste in women. But you are young, I'm sure your experiences (or your taste) in women will improve with time. ;)

xXMagicPandaBear 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 12:47

The lesson here is NEVER under any circumstances buy her clothes!Sizes might run to big or too small and all it will do is cause you misery..though I don't really get why other females do that and ima chick >.<

ScreamMeALuvSong 2

Thursday 10 March 2011 12:59

I'm a small usually but the dress I just bought was a medium because that brand runs small. Besides a medium isn't fat.. o_e She's lucky you didn't get her something way huge or way tiny. Blah. Girls. XD

TheRealLori 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 13:08

The ungrateful bitch could have at least thanked you. You can do better, you should take that as a wakeup and break up. It's not going to get any better.