Today, I bought an automatic air refresher. I put the can and batteries in, and it promptly sprayed a blast of its scent down my throat. Now I can't breathe without tasting it. FML
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Today, I was trying to change the batteries of my automatic room freshener. As I held it to my face to figure out where the batteries went, it started spraying on my face. FML
Today, I was maced. Not by a person, but rather by one of those automatic air fresheners in the bathroom. It was conveniently placed at eye level, you know, for freshness. FML
Today, I was at a friend's house. She has one of those automatic air fresheners, and I was amazed when it went off. To get a better look at it, I got real close to it. I saw a button and pressed it. The air freshener went off again, spraying nothing but my eye. FML
Today, I'm so chronically sleep-deprived that I sprayed a bathroom air freshener under my arms instead of my deodorant. FML
Today, my parents installed an air freshener above the toilet. While I was standing to pee, it sprayed me in the face. FML
Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML
Today, I wanted to freshen up my room, so I bought some Febreze. Standing on my bed, I began to spray, not noticing that the air vent directly across was turned on. The spray came directly back at me. The doctor says that the irritation in my eyes may last for several days. FML
Today, as I was walking up to a urinal I heard a small hiss. I looked up just in time to get an eye full of chemicals from the automatic air freshener. I rinsed my eye out and went back to the urinal. It happened again. FML
Today, I saw one of those candies that you spray on your tongue. Only after spraying some in my mouth did I find it was actually perfume. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
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xXKGBxBRIXx 6
at least you will have fresh breath for a week... or two
badgrandpa 9
at least you won't need to buy breath mints for a while
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Comments (80)
razi1 20
Now you can take the good scent anywhere
Mynamewontfi 40
Now you can save money on breath mints.
WhatsOpTic 11
Note to self; Air Fresheners are evil
BlackPanther19 11
In high school i got sprayed with axe. At least your stuff smells good
speakersboom 19
Although it probably wouldn't taste delightful, I like the smell of axe.
JMichael 25
Mmm tasty. Does your breath smell like fresh mountain pine now?
addasmama 3
All those things have a delay before they spray the first time because of idiots like you. I doubt it 'promptly' did anything.
EmberEyes 16
So he's an idiot for making a simple mistake? Maybe something else was going on that distracted him.
BabyMomma425 1
Not true, they go off randomly. Especially right after you change the batteries.
EmberEyes 16
Exactly.
awilliams44 9
I had that problem with a skittle except it got stuck up my nose.. lol
BabyMomma425 1
You had an automatic skittle despencer that shot a skittle up your nose?
glabberfasted 16
30 - Raise your head an inch or so, and that's the best problem ever!
kmartFTW 12
#30 I need to invest in one of those!
BabyMomma425 1
I've had one spray my face before as I was closing it. Thankfully I wear glasses.
worldclassrager 39
I sure hope it's a good sent... Breathe through your nose...
ShadowSneaker360 16
*scent
ojjasper123 9
Then don't breathe lmao