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YDI.
dumbass
oooo shiny red button. OMG WTF. ^ you failing at life.
No those things are pretty amazing
The new Febreze line of fresheners come with an automatic retard defense mechanism. observe one in action.. First: the subject spots the freshener. subject is intruiged. Second: the freshener prepares itself for battle. the subject begins approaching cautiously. Third: the freshener fires a warning shot. The subject does not take the freshener seriously, and continues approach. Fourth: the freshener readies cannon, aiming for possible weak points. subject stops, and bends down near the freshener. Fifth: subject is interested by the freshener. The freshener has prepared itself for such situautions, and subsequently has a large button as bait for the would-be enemy. The subject presses said bait now. The freshener fires. BOOM! Headshot. Subject retreats, stunned. Freshener remains wary, but the subject has gained a new respect for the freshener. The subject will not disturb the freshener again. Crisis averted.
wow really my friend has one but really you don't need to go up to it
freakin caveman rofl!
some of you are real jerks :/ honestly maybe OP doesn't sit on their ass all day watching tv maybe they go to the beach ( op live in California.. ) soo I think that's an fyl, sorry OP :(
dumbass
12-the buttons are blue not red. ^^you failing at accusing someone of failing
omg how retarded can u b
commen sense dumb dumb
21 Win
23 - You. Are. A. Win. Please make comments like that on every FML. It will make them all so much better.
my friend did the same thing only she didn't know what it was an picked it up and when she did she pushed the button spraying it in her eyes and mouth it was so funny
happened to me fyl
Common sense. Wouldn't expect your type to get it. (blacks)
stfu. u don't even know nothing about us.
woah... totally uncalled for
I agree with 87. 81 you're way outta line.
No I didn't mean it like that. I meant blacks are dumb.
Oh. Well in that case, you're probably only going to burn in Hell for being such an ignorant racist.
probably much smarter than you'll ever b
and a lot of the time i jus think racists r jealous i mean why put so much effort into letting everyone kno u dont like certain ppl jus to get attention IMO cuz there's no reason for u to tink of urself as any different
why dont u shut the **** up u ******* racist. im pretty sure most black ppl in this world know more about common sense than u asshole.
Ok why the **** did you guys threadjack my comment just to start a flame war on racism? Future threadjackers will be heavily prosecuted in front of Judge Joe Brown.
And by heavily I mean 20$ and a tootsie roll pop
dude you're a total retard ok. racism is horrible and you sir should be ashamed. *fixes monocle* Good day sir
*sense
bahahaha umm common sense anyone?
haha peppermint darts!
I like your profile pic hahaha
I agree with #5, like wtf. What did u think it was gonna do? Were you really that fascinated that you had to put your face THAT close? Common sense isn't common anymore. -.- YDI.
The freshener is not penis op.
at least your eyeballs will smell nice. YDI.
good luck explaining that one ;)
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wat did u think would happen, candy come out of it?
The new Febreze line of fresheners come with an automatic retard defense mechanism. observe one in action.. First: the subject spots the freshener. subject is intruiged. Second: the freshener prepares itself for battle. the subject begins approaching cautiously. Third: the freshener fires a warning shot. The subject does not take the freshener seriously, and continues approach. Fourth: the freshener readies cannon, aiming for possible weak points. subject stops, and bends down near the freshener. Fifth: subject is interested by the freshener. The freshener has prepared itself for such situautions, and subsequently has a large button as bait for the would-be enemy. The subject presses said bait now. The freshener fires. BOOM! Headshot. Subject retreats, stunned. Freshener remains wary, but the subject has gained a new respect for the freshener. The subject will not disturb the freshener again. Crisis averted.