Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML
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Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a wedgie and got her sister to take a pic. My boxers broke. I had that pair since middle school. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
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Azrael0197 5
Thats called love. It means he loves you enough to be playful even when he's being sexy.
PainOfDemise 11
He should have been pulling them off instead of trying to pull them on tighter. Guess you'll just have to teach him.
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Comments (81)
jkmartinjk 16
^And *you're* not, even though you're sober.
syed121417 22
That's actually really cute that he can play around with you while still thinking you're sexy and beautiful. That's some real love aww
shannonchelsey 7
LOL. Idiot.
kilullu 16
No
jefflukey123 4
Boys will be boys I guess.
zsxwrsd 7
someone down voted, so i returned you to neutral
wowsaint 4
Congrats, you are one step closer to hit the bottom.
TheKittiesTitays 8
That's what I call boyfriend material;)
weedxmanx420x 6
wish my girl did that for me
reaxion 25
What a jerk! Tell him the next time he tries to shuck your oyster like that you'll all Bobbitt when he's sleeping.
jmann8811 15
Looks to me like you need to lose your boyfriend and get a man friend