Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML
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Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a wedgie and got her sister to take a pic. My boxers broke. I had that pair since middle school. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
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Azrael0197 5
Thats called love. It means he loves you enough to be playful even when he's being sexy.
PainOfDemise 11
He should have been pulling them off instead of trying to pull them on tighter. Guess you'll just have to teach him.
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Comments (81)
DaisyDanger 7
My boyfriend literally does that to me all the time, especially when I wear yoga pants. For him it's just his way of showing love and affection because he isn't really a flowers and poems guy at all. Maybe it's a redneck thing but most likely it's true and comfortable love. I would worry if it stops
juarezj96 12
Maybe he was just being playful with you. I mean boys will be boys no matter what. Just have fun
awilliams44 9
maybe wedgiest turn him on
SWeatHeart11_fml 7
lol get him back.
FemskyD 26
Tease back & continue?
arandomusernameaa 20
Your a good typer when you are drunk. Even if you have autocorrect...
IAmSMRT 2
We must be with the same guy. Totally sounds like something my husband would o.
EphMi 5
I just hope you weren't wearing a G-string!
estefa20 10
I would return the lovely gesture.
metalhead88 9
I'm sorry but that's funny, just hope he didn't ruin the panties tho