Today, I bought a new bra and panties and modeled them for my boyfriend. I thought he liked them, until mid-way through feeling me up, he decided he'd rather give me a massive wedgie. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend and told him how smitten I was with him. He responded by giving me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend when I felt her slip her hand into my pants. She then gave me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a wedgie and got her sister to take a pic. My boxers broke. I had that pair since middle school. FML
Today, I took a bath and dressed in a skimpy lingerie. I sat on the couch for an hour and a half before giving up and putting on my boyfriend's old t shirt. It was then that he decided to comment. On the t shirt I was wearing. FML
Today, I was showing off my sexy new lingerie set to my boyfriend. While we were getting frisky, he got really into things and ripped it completely off my body, destroying it. It cost me $110. FML
Today, I decided to dress up sexy for my boyfriend. I put on cute undies and a corset because they made the most of my assets. The first thing my boyfriend said was, "The colours don't match." FML
Today, per my boyfriend's request, I bought some lingerie. He got so excited when he saw me, he ripped it off me right away. After we were done he used it to clean up. I essentially bought a $40 cum rag. FML
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Top comments
Azrael0197 5
Thats called love. It means he loves you enough to be playful even when he's being sexy.
PainOfDemise 11
He should have been pulling them off instead of trying to pull them on tighter. Guess you'll just have to teach him.
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Comments (81)
jmfreee 16
Be glad he can be fun. Being serious all the time is boring. Extra points for him being playful in the bedroom.
JustClaire95 13
What a jerk! Time for a new bf
Dthsapprntc 23
I sense a lot of very short relationships in this ones future.
Rainhawk94 27
Can you shut up already #45
dreamingincolor 5
Haha ****
yami1212 3
thats some true love;)
molliciousj 19
Maybe he just wanted to see your booty better. Haha.
itsjusttofunny 8
ha ha, classic!
Marty20612 5
That's funny and cute at the sametime lol
littlepoose 8
This could actually be a good thing! He is showing playfulness, love, and attraction (because he was feeling you up). Also, communicate to him what you want! You might have intended (I could be totally wrong) for him to be all over you, but he might not have been thinking in that way at the time-this is nothing personal on you OP-things don't always go the way we expect them to!
krobbins7 8
i cant vote for anything unless ive seen you fully clothed or knew you...
Rainhawk94 27
Go home you're drunk