Today, I bought a jacket with real fur on it. Turns out, i'm allergic and now my ears look like they have herpes on them. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I found out I'm allergic to bug repellent. So instead of having a couple of itchy bug bites, my skin feels like it's on fire and is violently itchy everywhere the repellent has touched. FML
Today, I went to the allergist. I found out that I am allergic to dogs, cats, wool, fleece, and pet dander. I'm currently planning to go to school to become a veterinarian. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, I decided to try a new hair removal cream. Turns out, I'm allergic to it. My face now looks like a tomato with eyebrows. FML
Today, I learned I don't have a yeast infection. I have herpes. FML
Today, I discovered I'm allergic to the new perfume I bought and now I smell like a hospital. FML
Today, I learned the hard way that I'm allergic to a particular brand of tampon. FML
Today, I was eating out with my partner, and we decided to use the new lube we bought. Things went great until I later realized I was allergic to it and a large red rash spread all across my mouth and chin. It won't go away. FML
Today, I got a new skin cream for my acne. I tested it on a small patch of skin just to make sure I wasn't allergic. I was, and the reaction didn't stay on that small patch of skin. My left arm is now almost entirely covered in a horrible rash. FML
Today, I went to meet my boyfriend's parents for the first time. While I was there, I started to get really itchy. Turns out they have 5 cats. Guess what I'm allergic to? FML
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Chocolate_Chunk 2
because needlessly killing an animal (fake fur is just as good, if not better) for your vanity is totally the same as killing one for food.
alwaysalady 0
I have a fur coat. My sister in law got all kinds of upset, until I pointed out she was eating a burger and calling me a murderer. Then she shut up.
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Comments (173)
zannah 9
Do you know how many animals that needs to do that? You totally deserved it.
pyjamasoup 12
What the crap! OP never said where they got the fur from they could have got got from some Op shop or auction or whatever. I just don't understand why people get so pissed- the animals dead anyway you may as well wear the fur instead of just leaving it in the closet or throwing it away.
thatderpyguy1111 2
fur kills bunnies >:(
_iquitlife_ 10
sucks
j_inks23 19
You deserve it for wearing fur, it was that poor animal's last revenge.
Brad31_fml 21
Regardless of whether the fur was real or not, your life sucks. Most of the people that gave you a YDI just want to appear to be outright animal-lovers. Their lives suck, too.
Coey 4
Good, that's what you get for wearing fur. C U Next Tuesday.
Coey 4
BeCause that's what yoU get wheN you wear fur. CruelTy kills. YDI
ArgentumAurum 24
It would be easier for people just to wear wool, you don't have to kill to get it.
liamk_26 16
That's sucks but shouldn't you know you allergies?