Today, I bleached my hair. Not only did it fry, it also has a very noticeable green tint and because of the damage, I can't dye it again for a while. Now I keep getting asked "Why so serious?" by my friends. FML
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Today, it's been a month since the hair dye that was supposed to be temporary is still making my hair tropically green, now with some added roots making it look even worse. FML
Today, I tried dyeing my hair at home to save some money. I carefully followed the instructions but when I rinsed it off, my hair turned a shocking shade of shiity neon green. Not wanting to leave the house looking like a radioactive toad, I wore a hat and hoped nobody would notice. FML
Today, I tried to dye my hair blonde. Turns out, green hair doesn't suit me. FML
Today, I colored my hair. It was supposed to turn out blonde, but it became more a mix of red and brown and blonde patches. When I tried coloring everything back, a green tint was added. My hair is at the moment red, brown, blonde and green. FML
Today, I decided to bleach my hair but then my mom got mad and put my hair in a bun after helping bleach it. Mind you, it is currently blonde orange and black and I don't think it worked, and my hair is fried. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I dyed our hair. His hair came out good. My hair, on the other hand, came out splotchy, and instead of dark blue, it came out green. FML
Today, I made the decision to lighten my hair from dark brown to blonde. I thought the stylist knew what she was doing, but I ended up with my hair fried off and orange. FML
Today, I bleached my hair for the new school year. Instead of blonde, it came out orange, making my hair look like a bloated pumpkin. FML
Today, I thought it would be fun to tint my hair. An hour later, I look like a blueberry and it looks like a Smurf exploded in my bathroom. FML
Today, I let my friend bleach my hair, which resulted in it falling out in clumps. I spent $150 at the beauty salon fixing it and cutting most of it off. I sent the pictures of my new hair to my friends, and I got the same reply from each and every one of them: "That better be a wig." FML
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UpsidedownKayak 9
Wear a purple suit, put on some white make up and have fun with it. Really, it's not that serious.
phorest 0
The added "LMFAO" eliminated any chance of you being funny.
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Comments (88)
mea_iloveskiing 26
At least you didn't fall in acid like jack nicholson did (:
lemonlift 6
at least you're a dude
Doortje 30
Erm, no she's not: "by Anonymous (woman)".
Kurochrome 17
Lemme guess, you used actual bleach on your hair? YDI for being stupid and thinking you could do it yourself.
sallen0046 4
Why would you ever put bleach in your hair and not bother to watch it so that you could wash it out before it started turning funny colors? You've already damaged it, you need to carry yourself to a salon in a few days and get it dyed properly before you end up bald. Do-it-yourself kits are never a good idea unless you're extremely familiar with the process, which you obviously are not.
skanky 4
bleaching normally turns your hair funny colors, that's what toner is for, it helps you achieve the desired shade after bleaching
guppy40000 0
ydi the world doesnt need anymore bleach blonde fake bitches. if you werent born with blonde hair, dying it isnt gonna make you a real blonde either, tough shit for you. props to the chicks with black and brown hair who dont dye it blonde. Your helping to make the world a better place.
dragonaair 5
Who said she was going bleach blonde? If you have dark hair, you have to bleach it. She could of been dying her hair a lighter brown or something.
InBetweenDreams 0
I'm not a fan of dyed hair. It can get really expensive and time consuming because if you don't dye your roots every month it looks really ugly. Plus, I love my dark brown hair. (: Too many people are fake blonds. :/
5t3ff1k4h 47
But you can still dye your hair with semi-permanent dye, which fades out so that your roots don't show, or you can still dye your hair a colour similar enough to yours so that your roots won't show, once again.
mona_is_here 10
Show them a magic trick. Make the pencil disappear.
ctz65 0
To the OP -- you can put catsup/ketchup on your hair and it will get rid of some of the green. Swimmers do it all the time when their hair gets turned green from the chlorine in pools
5t3ff1k4h 47
It's not that easy to tell unless a) their roots are obvious or b) it's an unnatural shade of blonde. Sandy coloured blondes or caramel/strawberry blondes are natural looking enough.
Daruma 0
Tell people that you're getting an early start to celebrate St Patrick's Day...